When the film is about Don Dawood and an Arnab Goswami doppelganger, you expect jokes galore. What you get instead is this craving to run as far away from theatre as possible.
D, for those who came in late, is the spiffy short from for Don Dawood ( Zakir Hussain) who is Arnab’s coveted coffee date. The idea is to interview the guy responsible for all kinds of dark deeds– from match fixing to shoot-outs and kidnap-ransom-murders in India– who operates from a neighbouring country.