5 Golden Clues for Choosing a Doctor. Review on Choosing a Doctor

I think everybody after invention of word doctor needs a doctor, especially when one is ill. This is a very important and serious issue and if you think it is ordinary you will be facing the trouble which you are facing and that made you think you don’t need a doctor. These kind of people think that a doctor is the one who make to believe that you are ill even if you are not. In their dictionary a doctor is:

D isease

O ptimizer

C asually

T reating &

O btaining

R evenge

I real these kind of people have had some bad experiences with doctors so they say all that. The only reason they faced till date because Pinky has not written review on Advice on Choosing a doctor. You will say what is the connection between these two things and Pinky says that people who faced the problem, whatsoever they have faced, because of not having a great look at on choosing a doctor. When they have headache they went to Neurologist and he made an operation of their head in order to find tumor in it. Finally they don’t even get brain in that head and give them idea to use a Panadol Tablet in the end so if that kind of serious operation is done for only in search of the disease that proves ridiculous and the opinion about doctors rises.(Yar this is just a fake example for God Sake don’t think that this happened and make a whole search on such case on Google.com.).

Up till now I am sure you will be aware of importance that why choosing a doctor is important. There are more than thousand forms of doctors it fact, and with this fact I am dam sure you will be now agree to me that on the importance of choosing a doctor. Because you must know that how to choose a doctor when you need a doctor. I know some of the critic readers will suddenly ask a question that why I have given a vague figure of more than…. so I clear this point do you know exactly how many forms of animals on earth I hope so one can say only a round about figure not the exact. Doctors for every animal are different as Man( Aah Aao! In books it is written man only not woman so men plz don’t be touchy) is an animal so he has some specific kind of doctor a dog is a dog and he needs a doctor who is specialized in dogs related diseases. Likewise the other form of animals needs their specialist doctors. So if you calculate the forms of doctor it will be more than the living organisms on earth as every organism has different parts of body so for that it has a separate doctor.

Now come to crunch of the topic Choosing a Doctor. I cant give an exact reason for choosing a doctor as by describing all that you even, will become a doctor and will be able to prescribe a medicine to yourself so this topic will waste category a field which a in top aims of every parent that is Doctor. So I will give here some indications which will provide you enough direction that you will be able to choose a doctor. My indications are as follows:

Indication No. 1

Let’s start with the Dog’s doctor. If you are feeling some pain in stomach and you are not able to digest that pain and you think you need a doctor but you want to save your money as well and fortunately your best friend Mr.X is a doctor but he is specialized in Dogs diseases. You think in your mind save$ save$ save$ save$ hmmm hmmm hmmmm(while thinking you also have one hand on right side of your belly and says) ok what if he is dogs specialist he is a doctor will prescribe a medicine that doesn’t means that he will treat me like dogs and even you call him.

Then my friend I(Pinky) feel sorry for you and this is the indication that you need a doctor dealing in Mental Diseases because firstly your head is to be corrected and that can eventually be a resultant of your stomach pain as you would have eaten some Alah! Blah!. Now don’t care what time is it in the clock go-ahead to a nearest Mental Hospital.(Hey Man What you are looking at go go-ahead)

Indication No. 2

You are not feeling well from the last few days and the situation is this Ke Kisi kaam main ge Nahin lagta moreover your nearest friend(it may be any person even your wife) says “may be you are having some serious disease and he/she tells you a story, may be true or false, that a Flaan Flaan Banday Ki Bhi Aisi He Situation Thi Aur Jab Doctor Ko Check(Cheque) Karaya Us ko…. Us Ko…. Us Us ko Cancer Tha”. now your head beating round and down and you just jump toward your car and go toward a Nearest Cancer hospital and after check up(& Cheque down) they give you a small packet of “Ghode Ka Julab” and say Ja Bacha Aish Kar.

This is the indication you need no doctor now. As your easiest problem is solved by the difficult way and where you have spend$1 you have spent$200. In an other way this is an indication that soon you will need a loan to spend on your little ailing.

Indication No. 3

If you are with a problem that you always think that your hand may be not clean and you wash them time and again e.g, you entered the room by opening it clutching the door handle and you straight away go to wash room and clean your hands and then again you think that may be the tap was not clean and you wash your hands again and not only hands this time but the whole tap. This practice is practiced by you 100s of times daily and the tap even loses its colour with a lot of washing.

This is an indication that now you need a Psychiatrist. He is the only one who can treat you and can handle your problem. He will ask about your past any incident that had lead you to this act. May be he would be able to discover that this is the habit you were attached to in your “Pichle Janam” and you become more psycho case and so on…

Indication No. 4

You are caught by flu and your nose is spreading out water which firstly irritates you but later you start scking it by extending your tongue out of your mouth and liking its salty taste.(You are lucky if you have a long tongue and can easily even touch your nose with your tongue*).

This indicates that now you need two doctor or two-in-one doctor who is general physician he will treat you with one flu tablet and the other stomach tablet as when he will tell you about the injuriousness of the material you were inhaling through tongue you will start vomiting and he will have to suggest you a stomach pill.

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