Caution: Pardon me if you don’t find it some thing close to useful. Prior to the review especially to my fellow female readers, all apologies.
|| Boy’s Talk||
What follows is a dialogue between me and myself.
Me:: Girls don’t like me.
Myself:: They don’t like me either.
Me: Girls are cute.
Myself:: They look cute till they talk.
Me:: Girls attract.
Myself:: So do bikes. :P
Me:: Girls are often with wrong guys.
Myself:: Langoors.
Me:: So if girls are always with Langoors so what can we do.
Myself:: Don’t give a damn! Write a review.
So if you are currently sitting, standing or doing whatever to see a couple with just one girl in it. Then give yourself solace by saying Langoor ke Mooh mein Angoor.
||Starters||
Girlfriend (GF). Well not the movie but the term itself, a girl friend is a girl who is a friend or a friend who is a girl either ways it has to be a girl to make me qualified to review something or the other under this category. There are 4 boy types in this world. One with a GF, one without, one with a boyfriend and the 4th one is in the comments section that I expect from you. Easy way out.
||Initial Comments||
Girlfriend maintenance is an art.
Yes you read that correctly. Maintenance is something you associate with cars, bikes, balance and more things that you will know in the comments section that I expect from you. Again as I said it’s an easy way out. Now getting categorical…so read on…
<>
Girlfriends are the best critics that boys can get. If a boy is feeling joyous and gleeful, his girlfriend will turn suspicious and ask why in the world are you so happy? * the question although natural but is asked with an appalling face with equal amounts of suspicion added in those eyes its like you are a sinner showing everything in the mouth. It doesn’t end here either. If you are too down and depressed and unfortunately she’s up and cheerful, she will tag you as Unromantic. Actually girls take an added pride to say that Un in the romantic. It sounds like *Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn to the power ‘n’romantic.
So the overall evaluation gives us that un-girlfriendly boys are happy in some ways. SOME.
<>
Sadly, not having a girl friend is pretty Duuhhhh. Now you will ask what is Duuhhhh.. I will say that it is a new Gen-Y word added to the English vocabulary thanks to its constant usage via the female folks now plaguing even the Dudes. So when there is not girlfriend there is only dead end. I remember a 14th Feb day which is more like I-love-you-angoor from your langoor day then vice-versa and landing up in a restaurant with my friend, Boy almost. Almost because of his constant hand curving gestures. The vicinity was jam packed or should I say packed jam with couples that is all the Langoors with their Angoors. Now our entry made the first remark on them making us eye out of the restaurant via there No place for Gays look. So the girl friend is a necessity as the things looked to be that way.
<>
1)Duuuhhh- Quite constant use of the word meaning something really Duuuhhh or not girl friendly. Waise thanks to few of updated people...it means..Obvious
2)Wateva or Whatever or Watev but literally whatever- See how difficult the usage becomes thanks to the feminine usage. It simply means You wasted your energy in explaining me that, please no more argument. Agree or Perish
3)Ewwww – Something really disgusting, something like you end up wearing a fluorescent green shirt with a yellow trouser one day and she reacts ewwww followed by a s-l-a-p.
4)Awwww- That’s sounds mushy, listen it from your sweeties’ mouth and it will be like amrit, It simply means * you have impressed me somewhat*.
~Apart from them giggling and gossiping continues.~
||G-I-F-T-S||
So for the first time I am on the money with this review topic. So let me figure out few before you.
1::Gift her cards, flower, chocolates and more of that with few lines like.
“You are my life” as in There’s nothing left to it now, thanks to you
“You complete me as a person” as in I am hopeless now on my own credentials
“You are the peace of my mind” as in Nothing left in my mind now as it is in pieces.
“I love you” as in ”I could manage nothing else, I am sorry
2::Call her surprisingly.
“Hey dear what’s up” as in Hey dear hang up early, there isn’t much charge left in the cell
“I love you as in” as in Nothing else to say.
“Bye my love” complete the rest in your mind Aah the call was completed in 2 mins saving me any charge, thanks for that.
3::Romantic Walk/Dinner/Drive/Ride
Drive has to have looking her leading to accidents. Ride has to have brakes leading both of you nowhere and Dinner is like wastage of 4 people’s diet coz the *girls call in a plenty
and eat very scanty*.
That rhymed. Walk is the cheapest helps to cut some extra flab.
Nothing else as of now that I can think of. But there are more day-to-day gestures that you can do which overall can be resembled to gifting.
Movies:: How’s the movie? Don’t give a damn but how was the dress designing of girls and what did the boy do for the girl in the movie, just stamp that in your mind.
Must watch are all mushy mushy and more mushy mushy movies. Horror with terror helps to get you closer to her. Side effect out of this would be her screaming.
Shopping:: Bring Money and Patience with you. Both are needed big time. Girls can actually turn a showroom into a go down, thanks to the unnerved persistence to select something absolutely ordinary in the sea of clothes which they call is ”Wow that color matches me” with you reacting ”Yes I am glad it did”.
|| Final Word||
No matter what I wrote above I will still feel that those eyes, those hairs, those looks and the cute smile as ever is something that VETOES everything else. Girlfriend is a treasure. If you are in love then just cherish every moment coz I feel the things above are way to small to think when you are in LOVE.
Cticize’s Quote:: “Review was intended to bring out some new happenings in the lovey dovey world. Need not be true and also need not be taken seriously. Read it and start loving.”
Ratings are a good thing to do, With a click you turn green Not Rated into a separate color altogether, plus barren comments section breaths a new life via your comments.
© Cticize 09, 2005.
PS:: Coming up next…Angoors to their Langoors.
.
