Girls!~Girls!~Girls!~. Review on Choosing Gifts for Your Girlfriend

How to FASAO a girlfriend?

this review is dedicated to all the roadside romeos who line up every evening at the gheri routes with red roses for their true love - whichever is in sight!

Their feelings are crushed mercilessly everyday but still they get up every morning with hope in their eyes and grit in their soul believeing that today for a change their proposals wont be rejected'.(in case you are wondering if they have nothing else to do, its not these innocent children's fault; its just that their professors usually kick them out of the class)

Probing such a pathetic state of these young boys a team of social workers were compelled to do a scientific-techno-socio-cultural-psycho-analytical research on the grave matters concerning these boys and their lives .

Critically acclaimed results of our case studies:

+most of the boys are very innocent - girls spoil them!

+most of the boys are going to be very rich - girls ruin them!

+most of the boys are very intelligent like Albert Einstein - girls distract them!

+ofcourse, most of the men are happy - till they are bachelors .

Why do boys love girls? The error traces back to our evolution chart when Adam ate the forbidden apple, ever since the coming generation has been stung by the love bug . what can I say, girls are a necessary evil .

Oh girls, dont feel bad . The boys really respect the girls(when they are wearing high heel sandals), they just dont flirt but also want to marry(when her dad is very rich!) and ofcourse they truly appreciate them(when they have nice legs!)

Success Mantras for finding true love:

1. Always propose to 1 more girl than the total no. of rejections .success is certain.

   
   




2. Always invite more than 2 girls for movie/date. the following scenarios may arise:

   
   

a) if one is busy the other may be free.

b) if more then 2 girls agree. great but handle date with care .

c) if no girl agrees: refer to rule one above .

1. always pretend there are a lot of girls dying on you .

Precautions while proposing a girl:

1. Does she have a BIG brother?

   
   




2. Does her dad keep a gun?

   
   




3. Is she wearing big sandals?

   
   




4. If you have been slapped by a girl before, make sure you keep one hand distance . If not, still take the precaution!

   
   




5. Always tell her she is your first true love .

   
   

6.(Wear a helmet while proposing)

Some doubtful unproven tantric techniques: take a hair of the girl you love and tie it to white cat's tail . she will fall in love with you in 7 days .

Gifts for your girlfriend(now this is the heading of review)

1. RED ROSE - buy a bouquet . but remember 1 rose for one girl only .

   
   




2. GREETING CARD - always give a greeting card while proposing . make sure you have HER name on it!

   
   




3. Take her to an expensive hotel - drink only water there .

   
   




4. DIAMOND RING - haha I know this is very expensive . Tell her you bought it for her but got robbed on the way!

   
   

Frequently Asked Questions(FAQ's)

Rahul Bajaj, Cochin: Sir, I am a 25 yr. old doing diploma in computer science. when is the best time to propose a girl?

Expert Advice: Valentines Day, ofcourse! however other days like Friendship Day, BirthDay(yours) can be tried .

Sham Sunder, Patna: Sir I have proposed to a girl twice . she doesnt agree. what should I do?

Expert Advice: You fool! you never propose twice . have all the other girls in the world died? try to make her jealous .

So friends, as you know this research has been done by highly dedicated and diligent scientists for the benefit of mankind . hope this helps in your overall development .

Caution: some small accidents can occur when you follow the above techniques.