Captain is back... Star Wars Episode IV - Revenge . Review on Captain Planet Movie

The first scene starts in a Chinese Space station when Chinese scientist claims to have spotted a new comet heading our way and sends the message to NASA for confirmation. On the contrary NASA with its advanced technology in hands finds out that it was not a comet that was spotted but a huge space ship(extra terrestrial aliens coming to conquer the earth)which transmits a signal to earth to surrender or face complete destruction. Shocked by this all the world leaders panic and discuss on resolving the situation .Then comes a suggestion from an Old Russian space scientist( played by nazar) who claims to have found some info on this alien ship years back during the cold war. He reveals that there is one and only one person in the earth who can defeat the aliens and save the earth from complete destruction. Guess who? None other than our CAPTAIN vallarasu(played by our captain Vijaykanth who is claimed to be an extra terrestrial child) who lives in a remote village with his wife (played by Mallika sherawat/ kiran/trisha/any northi new face who is a village girl but still flashes in modern attire) along with his cow Kamachi and Kamachi's son.

Meanwhile NASA people come to Vijaykanth asking for his help to evade earth's dooms day .At first he refuses but later accepts due to pressure from Mallika.

Vijaykanth lands at NASA with a torn shirt and his Dhoti .Most in NASA remain skeptic about his abilities to resolve the situation .Vijaykanth orders some of the Scientists to build a space craft and gives them the design and tells them he wants it within 3 days. One of the scientists insults Vijaykanth saying he is a barbaric villager and what he knows about space craft design and he has no knowledge of space science.bizzzzzzz Vijaykanth starts telling the scientist about details of aeronautical stuff (gives all details) and also blames about the present corrupt political situation , tamilians, terrorism, freedom fighters (dunno why all of a sudden this came in the picture) and keeps talking to a point where the scientists ears bleeds and they falls at Vijaykanth feet to stop.

After the space craft is built he sets off with his pilot (played by Vadivelu- there are few jokes with vadivelu and cleaner woman in nasa) heading towards the alien space craft. During his journey vijaykanth's space craft is hit by a meteor and the craft spins into high revolution and captain falls unconscious .bizzzzzz all of a sudden the captain is in a duet with our Mallika sherawat wearing economical attire (lyric: Manadee manava unn munal meteor ellam mannu da).Naughty captain plays around with Mallika with miniskirt (you get the drift right!!!-commercial stuff). ofcourse he comes in all funny color full suits violet,purple, orange shirts lengthy coats with a gun and rayban glasses.

Then he lands on the enemy alien space ship and finds out that a huge army of aliens are ready to attack the earth under the leadership of a dark evil leader(played by mansur ali kan or kasan kan or anandha raj) who is called as Lord Helmet(because he wears a black helmet).

Vijaykanth takes out his saber(that star warz sword)and fights all of the army all by himself(Vadivelu too kills a few aliens with a spanner) and heads towards lord Helmet to defeat him. The big fight starts and goes on for sometime, as the fight goes on lord helmet's helmet falls off and his face is revealed .you have punch dialogues here and there irrelevant indirectly indicating his polics ambition and attacking Dr.Ramdass and as usual the NASA people and country leaders are giving a helpless blank expression.bizzzz Vijaykanth is shocked to find out the lord helmet is none other than his lost brother (The story of this will appear in the next star warz prequel).As the fight proceeds lord helmet gets weaker so he makes his runaway and he takes vijaykanth's space ship and heads towards the earth .bizzzz Vijaykanth follows him and chases him. Lord helmet goes straight to vijaykanth's house and holds Mallika captive while Vijaykanth rushes to her rescue but he is interrupted by Pakistani terrorists and attacked(reason unknown).Here a branded dialogue comes as 'there is no bullet prepared till now to attack vijaykanth' though the terrorists have big guns and bombs they go on to a have a hand fight with Vijaykanth , a huge number of terrorists gangs up on Vijaykanth and fight(The stunts are similar to the matrix movie part 2) as the fight proceeds Vijaykanth falls to the ground just then the camera focuses on new pairs of legs It is none other than Tom Cruise/Jackie Chan (graphics and special effects influuenced by mallika) who tells Vijaykanth ''neega ponga annae evugakuda naan velayaduran''.bizzzzz Vijaykanth hits his place and rushes to rescue Mallika and defeat Lord helmet for once and for all.Little does he know that Lord Hemet has a booby trap set for Vijaykanth who keeps walking towards it unaware. Tension mounts as Vijaykanth nears the trap all of a sudden Kamachi madu (cow) comes in between and scarifies it life to save Vijaykanth's life. The death of Kamachi puts all of them into a big shock including Kamachi's son. his eye turns blood shot, his cheeks shakes and vibrates with vigour and camera stills on his deadly eyes sharp eyebrows :-) and Vijaykanth swears to kill lord helmet and he breaks a window glass (usual old Tamil movie stunt) and falls on lord helmet and they start the fight. This time Vijaykanth gets badly injured and at a point drops his sword and falls to the ground. Just as Lord helmet raises his sword to stab Vijaykanth wizzzzzz the expression on lord helmet's face changes and he falls to the ground and dies.bizzz cow Kamachi's son PARASURAM has killed lord Helmet to take revenge for his mother's death (hence the title) .Alas the next scene is a duet song with Mallika Sherawat and the movie ends.

Courtesy : mixture of previous review and little of my imagination from all vijaykanths movies, star wars. I had avoided all panchyat scenes, amma sentiment which are reserved for 'sarath kumar'