Sep 19, 2005 05:03 PM
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(Updated Sep 19, 2005 05:04 PM)
Warning:: Reading this might get a bit dirty
5 Stars but No Reccomendation because Chocolates are good but they are harmful.
So you like Chocolates on top of that Dairy Milk. OK Boys and Gals fasten your seat belts coz this review is gonna be a HATE DAIRY MILK review. Brickbats ready, NU ratings ready and hate comments ready. YUP I am ready too.
Cadbury Dairy Milk
A hard choclate slab with squares that can be cut into pieces for you people to eat, K fine till now..read on...
Filled with Choclate, Milk, Sugar and some cocoa to give it a choclate like taste with sweetness and also the color. Goody Goody till now.... read on....
Choclate that melts in your mouth the moment a piece of that choclate interacts with your saliva and your White White Teeth a part of your overall battissi and then chup chup chup chup....you end up eat-swallow this choclate piece.
Ahh Enjoyable Feel Good Choclaty review till now...OK....read on....
Once the sweet as a choclate fills your mouth..You are happy...Glad....Sugary....Sweet..Mind needs more... and more. Ok So that was all goody goody about this choclate Called Dairy Milk...
L E T's G E T S T A R T E D
You love eating it ...Now just imagine from my point of view for 1 minute and then eat. So now your mind is my mind and my mind is your mind. Whatever I am thinking you are thinking.
This is Dairy Milk Piece of Sh called Chocolate infact I should call it a nicely arranged Piece of Sh, imagine Doggy's Poop that it spreads all across my house and then when I see a droplet of poo poo AAh in comes the resemblence the this very choclate. So whatever I am holding in my hand that is a Square piece cake of choclate looks exactly the same color as the doggy's poop. Oh ok you may ask what a insane comparison I am making it out to be well ok.. Let me draw few more similarities..The doggy's Poo poo soon was surrounded by flies and insects, as if they are enjoying mid day meals on that. I said is this the same piece of chocolate that I am holding in which lot of kide and insects were found. Yes it is the same so I feel Doggy's Poop and Cadbury has lot of things in common. But now Dairy Milk is sweet but not Doggy's Poo Poo, I would say no they both are sweet, since flies generally fly on all the sweet things so I bet Doggy' Poo is also the same as Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Arre why am I having this well organized POS. No advantages its sweet that means so many calories, its chocolate that means more visits to the dentist, it attracts insects and are many a times found live and kicking in the packets so u turn non vegetarian unknowingly.
So guys that was my mind on Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Go have it enjoy it relish it taste so good so what it looks familiar in appearance to Doggy's Poo Poo. So if you can have Dairy Milk you can also think of having Doggy'.....Oh I cannot even think that.
So Baccho Pappu Fail Hi Hota hai jo chocolate khata hai...
NOTICE::5 Stars for the nice Product and since it is a choclate you will ofcourse eat it, Even Dhananjay lves it.
No Reccomendation coz you people shouldn't eat it.
