Aug 03, 2009 08:07 PM
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*This is not a Technical but a passionate Review - You will find umpteen sites on the Technical Comparision with lots of charts and numbers. I have been through all of them. You have been through all of them too....Still you dont get it. Dont you :-)
Mine is a Sheer and Pure "from-the-heart-review" that will help you decide buy a Bullet. Here you go...happy reading ....
Hmm, Not Again. Yet an’other’ Review on Mach 500 you may grouse! Believe me, I was an equally confused and perplexed soul when I went into to buy a “bullet” myself. I was so utterly confused that I thought I was better off not reading so many contradicting reviews!!
*I will put all YOUR confusion to rest for ever.
*For all you confused people who have heard of a Bullet Machismo 500 (read BullMach) (and deciding to buy ‘any’ bullet), I say it is THE thing you ought to own if you can afford it.
GO for it.
Stop.
Don’t read anymore reviews. Just do it...
Buy a BullMach and Head for the roads. Do Trip!
*Yes!! Bullet Machismo 500!
(Silly when I ask you to go ahead and buy a bull without any proper technical or other justifications ….but I must say that Buying a bullet is like getting into a matrimony; (Actually its a little better :D)
(There’s a saying in Hindi on “Shaadi Ka Laddu”, owning a bullet is something similar…only more pleasurable)
OWN it to KNOW it. Nothing beats a first hand experience!
1) Like in Matrimony, You will have your share of troubles (like any other), but at the end of the day there is a charm and pleasure in owning a bullet.
2) You will love its power. Its an all out “fast-lane” ride. You will be pulled and dragged even in the 3rd, 4th and the 5th Gears. (Man its awesome! Sheer ecstasy… A rising Adrenaline level is better than a rising Testosterone level! You will love to “Come” on a bullet ;-)
3) You may grouse at its Mileage (are you nuts?! Don’t even think of Mileage when you own a BullMach…if you are happy with a 32-22kmpl mileage (as the least), then this bike is heaven sent for you (Marriages are made in heaven, aren’t they ;-) )
This Mileage can be bettered by following some very decent and strict driving habits..(In which case; why don’t you buy a Plastic Japanese 150cc bike that gives you 233Kmpl of pure mileage! You sick sccuumm bug!)
4) You will SURELY have heads turn around to see this beauty of a beast. Unlike in Matrimony, you will be proud to display this better half of yours :-)
5) You will make a lot of friends with fellow Bulletiers who will sing praises of bullet (unlike the horror stories told amongst a batch of married men :D)
6) Your bitter…err... Better half (Wifey/GF) will hate your Best half (BullMach)…since you are going to dedicate a lot of your time to your Bull.
7) Owning a bullet is a perfect ego boosting trip for real men…Go for it Brothers. You will love it and you will like me for this suggestion. You will have the best of times riding on a “bull” with huge “horse” power…Talk of horses and bulls now…Yeah, they are all beasts!!
8) And the best thing…You will love the “alimony” part. You have a great resale value for a any bullet . (Divorce is costlier than selling a bullet :D)
0) And here is the Stunner gunner!! - Unlike in Matrimony, you can RIDE "on" your bull at your will . No foreplay and Begging required ;-), You just need to decompress the engine and sufficiently warm with gentle Kicks to get it started!! Pure uninterrupted pleasure follows. I guarantee you. Once you ride a bull, You are not a virgin anymore ;-)
Having said all this, I must confess that I am a married man who is very passionate about his BullMach yet trying desperately trying to find a Balance between Wife , Kid and his BullMach ;-). I love all of them :-)
Now for a down-to-earth-review
1) Be sure to follow all the run-in procedures and you will not have a chance to complain (Maintain the speeds mentioned in the manual and get the servicing done as stipulated. Having said that, you can always make mistakes, but don’t repeat them often…Your bull can sometimes be punishing; It’s a Gentle-gaint.
(continuing this review below as the characters have gone beyond the limit)
