Thunder calling!!. Review on Bullet Machismo

??When the thunder calls you..from the mountain high..its time to spread your wings and fly?? these are lyrics to a song by East 17 from their album Walthamstow, and to describe a Machismo I can not but help quoting it here.

There are two kind of people in the world, one who ride horses and others who tame stallions and make them their war horse. And bullet is for the latter ones who have ??It?? in them. It can be anything call is ??craziness??, or ??macho??..anything you feel like but remember its sheer power..unleashed and unctrollable power that thunders between your legs when mount on this beauty called Machismo rubbing those thigh rests and seducing you as you blaze across those weary streets of any city, state, village or a mohalla.

No one can ignore you as long as he isn?t deaf and blind. you can spot Royal Enfield from all the other tobu cycles in the parking lot.

Machismois just a redefined form of original royal Enfield made in WWII by britishers..same trade mark ??thigh rests?? and same twin shades. a few adjustments in the engine have been mandatory done to suit modern day pollution norms, like a 4 stroke engine.

But all in all no one can help falling in love with a bullet, and all it needs as of now is tubeless tyres (which am sure Mr Lal, the CEo of REM will soon have to sort out).

Bullet is like Angelina Jolie...or kind of Xenathe warrior princess..you may lust for it...if you don?t get it..you abuse others who have it..possess it. It not only seduces but riding a Machismo is like making love with your clothes on, on the streets, the wildest way without having to say good night when its done. and rest assured it?s only for men.

Look wise, how many of you have travelled all the way from Rishikesh to Auli in Uttaranchal via Joshimath???Those who have I bet you must have met a ??pack?? of bikers from Europe every now and then.Bullett is the first choice of all those phoren aadmi who land in for a hiking tour to greater Himalayas. and those who haven?t...I suggest you do that.

No other bike than bullet will be able to take up the load of you and a friend of yours with tent and hiking gear and whole 20 litres gas barrel with you. and still make you feel you riding a ??stallion?? safe as mothers lap.

??Riding a bullet is like making love. The slower the better??, though this beauty can notch 120 Kms anytime but then the slower the better. Which man on earth would want to ??orgasm?? the fastest, let this beauty do the work, enjoy the journey, let it go and believe me its effortless handling will make riding an unexplainable pleasure for you.

The sound of those heart beats flowing through the exhaust will make you skip one of yours and not only yours but also for those who hear or watch it go bye...believe me..no matters what the ??boys?? say....Bullet Machismo is the bike to ride..I have one for the last 3 years and not once has it failed me, before that I owned a Royal Enfield Agency back in my home town, but never adviCed my clients to buy a Thunderbird/Lightening for obvious reasons, Lightening has a ??beta?? test version of 500 cc engine which is just an innovation of 350 CC engine whose performance has not been tested to the optimum.

REM has an expertise on their trade mark 350 CC engine that?s sold worldwide since past 50+ years and is not only time tested but also faithfull.So when they say ??Jab bullet chale, duniya raasta de?? believe me they are talking about 350cc engines..any make..standard..electra...or machismo..but surely not others...and once again..how would you like Sharon stone with Angelina Jolie?s Lips..I am sure she won?t be kissable...so stick to the age old style...the original..a few bars..and few long exhausts spoil the beauty...don?t let your bullet be a tobu cycle get seduced the original way.