Jun 08, 2003 08:52 AM
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(Updated Jun 08, 2003 08:58 AM)
Yep guyz and goo goo dolls, you guessed it right, Buffy the vampire slayer seem to be the slayer that never rests, her constant fights against evil vampires.....well see not all vampires are evil, coz they too have hearts, and slayers fall in love with them, and then send them back to hell, and all that fighting and missing classes,makes a slayers build up a nice tight a$$, while her breasts keep getting smaller, hey thats just my opinion. I remember the show when it first came on, it was ok, I loved watching it, but as the show came and went, and seasons opened and closed, I started remembering that song. ''we had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, if your a vampire and in love, get ready to have some fun!!'' well thats really what starts to happen, the big secret of vampires, monsters and other ugly looking creatures like my neighbours start to come out of hiding, and its like it dont scare anyone anymore why? coz the Slayer is here to save the day or the night?
Oh well moving along, now slayer get another slayer competition, who like killing vampires for fun, and Buffy starts to get little of the spot light, coz everyone actually likes the new slayer, what was her name again, oh yeah Faith.So faith now goes, and Buffy has the floor again to mop up the scum of the nights. Then we see Buffy in love with Angel, but now Angel is a Vampire with a Soul, she loves him so much she even sends him back to hell, awww how many of you girls would love to do that to your boyfriends raise your hand!! Ok I said raise your hand, not both hands and legs too!!
Anyways I just love to spoil your fun guys, but incase you all have not reached the part where buffy makes the ultimate sacrifice, and kills her self so that I can live to eat another piece of American fried chicken and Pizza, then I think its safe to say you have not missed anything, coz low and behold, willow who is now a full time witch, along with Don buffy's little sister, and a bunch of other dummies, bring buffy back from the dead, oh and I really dont want you guys to miss out that part. Now sunnydale is infested with monsters and vampires who terrorize the streets with.....no not broomsticks, thats for the witches, but these monsters actually ride harleys, and other motorcycles and its the whole, Hells Angels kind of thing going on. And once again, Buffy is back to Save the world from evil doing,funny looking,not so scary vampires,torn pants monsters,monsters who dont brush their teeth and have the nerve to run around the neighbourhood screaming Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh and other such sound effects!!
Rodzy's Bottom Line: If your scared of vampires, watch this show, its the National Geographic of Vampires. if you think there is the Boogie Monster under your bed then your wrong he's just hanging out in some bar in Sunnydale along with his other buddies riding harley's. And if you thought Vampires are scary, all you have to do is fall in love with one. kids below 13 watch this show so it gives your parents time to work on another sibling. Girls over 18 who watch this show and admire buffy's way of kicking butt, call me please my no. is 555-KICK-MY-BUTT-ANYTIME!!
