Dan brown my cousin. Review on Book Habits To Confess

Whattam I doing writing this book habits? You know + I know + we all know gypsy ’flog’ (folks=eng, log=hindi) dont having books n things. In fact, all paper forbidden to us, newspaper, sandpaper, flypaper, also toilet paper. we telling small gypsy kids never touching books, or else bad thing happen. example look Salman Rushdie uncle, he almost died for writing. He lives in hiding , recevied many prizes forbest hiding author in international hide-n-seeking competition. Look we gypsy proud people we like sunny life no hiding shadows.

All paper is bad 4 u. look history - when Adam was expelled from paradise by God for writing love note to Eve, in the middle of moral science class. Also look many bad things coming on paper - electric bill, credit card bill, parliament bill, traffic ticket, marriage invitaton of ur lover.  u shud taking deep breath and throwing out all ur paper or tearing bits like enron uncle.

Books r just bounded paper with nice picture of sexy girl on front, so you not seeing big price tag on back, and go to buying. hehe, gypsy knowing (wink). also author playing tricksy on you, title not related even by marriagewise to inside matter often. (like these revu?). but still I like to tell u the stories, so here that is going on.

One day I finding a childie porn book in good friend house (this very house-living, not caravan-living not-gypsy friend). Very big mystery who is reading it? Gypsy very sorry to see this. long long time friend, but bad habit, so sorry. I avoiding these friend, thinking bad man, very sad man. one day he saying why avoiding me. gypsy telling him truth. friend saying it is textbook for ppl working no money against child abusing ppl, so they reading book to understanding. yes he doing gud work.  so like famous old saying like dont magistrate the book by its covers.  now what you think of this story? not impress, ya?  ok more coming here is it.

One day we gypsy found old dusty book inside caravan. No one cared reading, so we say tomorrow we sell in market for gold coin. That night, after all were sleeping, I went to see what is the book about. I read magic title it saying - learn java in 21 days. I not knowing what is java, but I thinking I can learning in 21 days, then I finding out what is it.  so I hiding it under pillow, next day everyone thinking book is losted. every nite for 21 nights, I lifting pillow, seeing book still there, then sleeping. this is going 21 days, I counting days marking on wall to remember. on 22nd day when I waking up, I will knowing what is this java. but book not working. I still dont knowing what is java. maybe I doing something wrong?  maybe I shud keeping under matress ? why they not giving proper directions for how to using book? this is why book is bad thing. my neck is paining like hell !!

many people telling me my english is sucking. so I try to reading some books, and improving. I buying book with title davinci code and learning. lot of big words confusing me first, later I am getting better and better, now I think I can also writing very good thrillers like dan brown. u seeing below?

---------------CHAPTER ONE

Gypsy waking slowly.

Telephone ringing in darkness, very unfamiliar tinny ring, because gypsy don’t have telephone. Gypsy fumbled for bedside lamp to turn it on, but remembering I dont have lamp also. In moonlight, I squinting at surroundings, I seeing Louis IV furnitures, handmade walls, and magohany bedding. WTF? It must be effect of gypsy alcomilk.

Where the hell I am? *gypsy wondering.

The bathrobe has monogram saying "Hotel Maris".

Slowly, the fog is lifting. Ya, I remember stealing that robe from nearby hotel.

But telephone still ringing. I don’t having telephone.

I pick up receiver of nonexistent phone, and saying "hello"?

"Madame Tipsy? I hope I have not wakening you. You have visitor".

I am still fuzzly. But my eyes focusing on crumpled flyer on bedside table,

*THE TURF CLUB PRESENTS

An evening at the races. Shoot2Kill at 4:1 odds.

*I groaning. Yesterday I losing money on horse Shoot2Kill, which coming first from other end.

Gypsy had little doubt. My classes on fake currency printing has making me celebrity. Since then, the stream of fellow paper currency buffs is never-to-ending.

"Ïf you can be very polite, and take the caller’s name and police badge number, and tell him I trying to call him before I leave on Tuesday, I can leaving now through back door." I saying to phone attendant. "Thank you". I hunging up before they protesting. And escaping through back entrance without time wasting.

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u buying this ? gypsy needing some real money for bail.