Aug 07, 2009 12:26 PM
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I checked out on the net and Wikipedia says that you are worth 7.7 billion US dollars. Then why are you after my thirty rupees, Mr. Mittal? And this is not the first time its happening and I'm not the first person to whom its happened. Your guys have sent me a message:
"Airtel Radio has been renewed and you have been charged Rs.30. Now get grooving with music from movies Kambhakt Ishq and New York on 54321353."
I promise you Mr. Mittal, I have never subscribed to this service. Also I never groove to music.
But tell me Mr. Mittal, why would you do such a thing for just Rs.30? I'm sure The Economist is not going to write: "Over the weekend Mr. Mittal's networth shot up from 7.7 billion US dollars to an amazing 7.7.billion dollars and thirty rupees." And a lesser newspaper might even add "...most of which has been ripped off from helpless Airtel subscribers."
What difference would it make Mr. Mittal, if your net worth goes up by thirty rupees or remains at 7.7.billion dollars? Not much.
So please give me back my thirty rupees Mr. Mittal. I'm sure you wont mind parting with thirty measly rupees. Neither will your family, friends, relatives or board of directors. So please dont think too much about it. You can easily earn thirty rupees by other means. If you are really hard up, you could even borrow it from Mukesh Ambani or Lakshmi Mittal.Give me back my MUNNEY!!!
