Party guys:Analyse a Gal's behaviour b4 advances.. Review on Being a Good Guest at a Party

I barely did manage to fit in the title in the space given to me.....but let me tell u....the title that I have actually typed is pretty much a dilution of what I really want to say. I'll just start by detailing the whole title again.

This piece of litereature u are going to read is dangerous and if in any case used by any potential guinea-pigs trying to pick a girl up....please get back to me....on if my review really did help you or not.

Anyways....i'm just really going to rattle off about....What to do at a party when you see a girl you like or you think you like......and what kind of subtle hints you can pass without appearing to be a proffessional pickuper (thats a new one for oxford and webster dictionaries), and what subtle hints you should take from the girl which scream ''back off'' or ''come on over baby'' depending how

on effective your luck and personal charm is. Plus I will also be writing a little something about what girls mean when what they say something....and how it really infuriates a guy.....

Let me start off with something simple.....DO NOT try any of the known pickup lines....they've been circulated on forwards like anything....and you'll probably be fashionably crunched up by the girl before you even know whats happening.

Anways....the first and the foremost thing to remember is that.....never under any circumstances indulge in any action which may have even a 0.1% chance of embarrassing your host. He's the reason you are at the party....and more importantly.....he shouldnt suffer because of your foolishness or you may call it extra-smartness.

Unless and until you are Will Smith of Hitch or have a personality similar to him.....do not try anything outrageous. Or you'll be the laughing stock of the party. You'll be lucky if the girl you find attractive is in the company of another friend of your's..... guy or gal. If its a guy....just call him aside and tell him you would like an introduction to that girl. If its a gal....the last resort would be to take her aside....cause that immediately distances you from the rest of the people as a ''couple'' (more or less), instead sms her or something that you are interested in the girl next to her.

This done.....go over when you receive the ''go ahead'' or rather ''come over'' from your friend....Introductions done....a cool-casual handshake....comment on how good your FRIEND looks and then matter-of-factly comment on your target babe's looks too. If you find even the slightest tinge of red on her cheeks as a blush....you've just got the Go ahead.....Chat her up throughout the party.....get the phone number at the end with something like ''maybe we could meet up for some 'baked almond chocolate soda'''. When she turns ''wide-eyed''....you say ''oh you know....everybody these days uses the ''coffee'' line....'' That should get some giggles or laughter. Then you're on your own....

Incidentally I went out for coffee to Barista once with this girl I had a crush on (It was the 4th time....so dont try this the first time). Towards the end just as we were wrapping things up.....i casually picked up her cellphone. She had a Nokia 3310. Moving quickly I edited my name to ''My fiance''. On a 3310, unlike the new Symbian Series 60 phones.....if you have a name stored....the number isnt displayed. So anyways....after the coffee....we went in two different directions as our vehicles were parked in different parking lots. Glancing back....when I could just manage to see her....barely, I gave her a call. The phone displayed ''My fiance calling''. Then I watched her reaction...It was something like this.

She was walking-she stopped- she didnt do anything for 7 seconds- just stood there like a ghost-then smiled-looked at me....and picked up the phone''. ''yeah'' she said ''thats very funny''. ''Damn'' I said....''wasnt meant to be''.....Nothing more, she hung up.....and when she left the parking lot....i could still see her smiling....she probably thought about it all day.....or say....a couple of hours minimum.

Comming back to the topic....Now suppose if the girl is absolutely unknown to you......never ever try the ''hey....havent I seen you somewhere before''. You'll get crushed like tar under a road-roller. Instead...i have observed....Honesty is probably the best approach unless you happen to have a relatively new and effective pick=up line. If you have the latter.....good for you....let me know the line too. If you dont....well....its the former. Just go up to her and say something like ''Hey....i just noticed you from way over there, and I thought you look swell (never gorgeous, sexy or anything vivacious) and pretty interesting person. So just correct me if I am wrong''. I dont think you'll ever get a correction. Start off by talking about the host....coz thats the only thing you have in common....how you know the host, his good virtues (never the bad ones.....for all you know....she could be his first cousin) and just general authentic stuff. If u really like the girl and find her personality attractive.....u wont have to fish for words......I know.

Now for infatuation and infuriation.

Anyhow....under copyright from the movie Hum-Tum, I hate extensions. The classic ''Maine kabhi tumhe us nazar se dekha nahin'' and ''I like you......but just as a friend''. If there is something I utterly despise.....its these lines. I've had my share of the latter....one was just day before yesterday.....and the hard thing was I couldnt do a damn thing about it.

I like you....is I like you. There is no ''like a friend, and not like a friend''. Anyhow...girls you are supposed to answer like you are standing in the witness box in the court in a hindi movie.....like the bad lawyer says ''sirf Haan ya Na me javab dijiye''....nothing extra allowed. Same way....the girl should answer in just yes or no.

This ''Yes I like you......but just as a friend'' is something like going to the Petrol pump on your Honda Activa or Kinetic and you ask the pump-attendant ''do you have any fuel'' & the guy tells you......''yes sir...yes sir we have plenty of fuel.........but oh....its all Diesel''. An affirmitive answer......but with a small extension.....and now it is of no use to you at all......All gone, destroyed.....and you're shot down

My point here is just one....Girls... dont use this line...I know u mean....u like him just as a friend.....but for Gods sake....dont quote this line....it really breaks our heart.....Expand the line.....give more details.....tell him...you already have a bf, you are not interested in having one.....your didnt like this or that quality (there's a good chance if the girl really means it....the guy will change....slim chance....but still a chance.) This ''I like/love you.....but just as a friend'' really kills me....and i've had a lot of friends go crazy with this one too. They all feel the same.....

If you-know-who is reading this.....i jjust want to let you know that.....whatever you feel....I will always have a soft-spot for you....and oh....do me a favour....dont use this line on the next guy.

Back to the basics then.....hope you find my suggestions useful....If you do and are successful just post a comment when you have the time. If you're not....do that too.

But the best thing of what i've written above is the fact.....not only you have a high chance of being successful but you have a minimal chance of failure and inadvertenly creating a scence and thereby embarrassing your host.

And thats how in a nutshell....An ideal guest at a party is suppossed to behave....Always on the lookout but subtle.