May 16, 2008 06:47 PM
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(Updated May 16, 2008 08:02 PM)
Ek macchaar….aadmi ko mad with anger banaa detaa!
*Atleast this is the case with me!
Just one mosquito kiss and I am mad with frustration and anger!
Frustration: how come a 0.00000001 gram weight mosquito can take pangaa with 75 Kgs of Human body
Anger: this is my home- damn mosquitoes! No space for you here! I have paid the entire amount for this flat and I can’t have a FREE, IRRITATING resident living at my expense feeding on my blood!
*Tortoise doesn’t win the race!
Packets after packets gutted to keep the macchaar community away. But what do I get in end- irritating song in my ears- Jaaneman Jaaneman, Jaaneman jaaneman; jaaneman tera hi naam hai! Pat pat! You irritating machhaarone gone and second down humming the same song in my ears- jaaneman jaaneman, jaaneman jaaneman! Well you can beat eleven in 20 overs but can you beat hundreds overnight? I had to sing- Kachhuaaa tu chalaa jaa!
All Out for Duck?
Believe me till the time I saw only the ads of ALL OUT I used to think this is a product with some flap kind machine which sucks macchaar in it! Remember the tongue wagging, frog jumping ad? Well some one can be that stupid? **Sorry sir- at times I am!
I wanted this one player to score good! But my luck was similar with Malaayee Chop of Bangalore Royals- No luck- players out of tournament and- har taraf tera jalwaa, har taraf tera jalwaa- mere kaano ke upar tu! Mere hathon per face per tu! Oye machhaar! Darn that was a scene- a mosquito sitting pretty atop an ALL OUT Machine- having pyaar waali kotchie koo! ALL OUT- and I sent it to the pavilion- some unreachable place in my cupboard!
The 80’s return!
Frustrated to hilt and controlling my anger- suddenly I went flash back to my childhood in 80’s and saw my warrior Uncles and relatives- tying a handkerchief covering mouth and nostril. And heading a war with sprayer in their hands- winning and killing the enemies- whoosh whoosh whoosh- mass level sabotage! Hundreds and thousands running for their lives and those who could not evade the spray-wahi khatam ho gaye!
Idea Aya re!
On my next trip to the chemist- I asked for a Baygon Spray! He did show me modern spray bottle one shown at the product category here! But my jakhmi dil! Wanted some more! Something more and powerful for my revenge! I asked him for a tin can together with sprayer! He was amused. Who needs to do this in these times when every thing is slick and comfy to use- much like the Baygon Spray Bottle- but I knew my enemies are strong and I wanted the Brahmaastra which Brahmaa himself too might have used to get these irritating fellas out his home! Pat came my ammunition(sprayer) with bottle of Baygon- now in a new avtaar plastic bottle instead of thattin can.
Himmat jagi Safltaa mili!
1000 percent sureabout my victory me as a Gladiator came back home that day! And poured the Brahmaastra into the sprayer! Every one laughing at me- what have you brought- and my first attack- every thing changed- machhar- brotherand wife all running for a cover! My God- I never imagined this kind of brilliant results! Mind-blowing they have all ran for the terrace and I have the entire house for me but with the strong, unbearable, poignant smell. Now you can see- Humans can’t even survive this – toh macchar ki kya aukaaat?That first night with all the hate words from my brother and wife I was still joyous with my glory- the victory over irritating fellas at home- yes I mean all the fellas- who irritate me different kind! Now of course two of the irritating fellas have won back their territories and the sprayer and tin can have been given to my maid’s custody- with strict instructions to use when no one is at home and never to let this in the hands of Alok.
But friends I have achieved whatever I wanted:
Freedom from Mosquitoes! Never mind some irritating fellas still sharing your space!You can’t get everything as per your whims and fancy- you have to compromise at one or the other point. So till then I am happy with my macchaar free space- THE GOOD OLD BAYGON PLASTIC CAN WITH SPRAYER IS A CLEAR WINNER HERE!
*Man of the match and man of the series is undoubtedly- BAYGON SPRAY!
