Ecks Vs. Sever (eeeks! this reeks). Review on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Movie

Warning: This is a very critical review of Ecks vs Sever. If you have already purchased tickets to this movie or have bought a VCD\Tape then avoid reading this review as you might not want to watch the movie at all.

Hi,

I recently watched this movie Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. It absolutely caught me by surprise. I never in my wildest of dreams could have expected a Hollywood flick to be so bad that too with Antonio Banderas in it. Using the word 'bad' for this film is the kindest tribute I can give, to a bullshit plot, nonsense action and silly performances.

This movie would have sold more had it been renamed ''Eeeks this reeks'' as this is the most accurate description of the contents in the movie. Antonia Banderas (Ecks), I simply don't understand what he was doing in this garbage production. In the movie he looks more like Lucy Liu's (Sever) father than her opposite. The plot and action sequences are absolutely not worth, even mentioning.

This movie is a good example of how a movie must not be made. Also it is an ideal punishment for hardened criminals and prison inmates. Show them this movie three times a day and within no time they will be on their knees begging for mercy, begging for you to stop the torture.

In short, absolutely avoid this movie, as it shamelessly assaults a sane mind. You had better take a cigarette lighter and burn the money you would be spending on this nonsense. If I could, I would have registered a case against all involved in the movie for cheating the public, out of there hard earned money.

Your money and time deserves much better than this stupid film.