Nov 12, 2005 09:44 PM
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(Updated Nov 12, 2005 09:44 PM)
Hey Mouthshut people and other people reading this. The hellboy has arrived and it will unleash what it knows best...HELL ha ha ha...
Ok Pulsar 150 dtsi...the so called Definitely Male..The hellboy says Pulsar 150 DTSi is definitely a male but an impotent male. Wait a minute..the hellboy doesn't tem tom around for this miniscule thingy called DTSi...from now on read it DTSi or DTSi..err the hellboy cannot do a shorter form than that.
Any ways an impotent male with a body design that is called 'muscular'...ahem ahem...you call this muscular...ha ha hellboy sees a Pamela Anderson in this bike...look at the front fuel tank..looks like the rocking bustline of Pamela (No transplants either)... and look at the tushy its as small as Pamela...
So who calls this definitely male...Hellboy says...Take a hike!... Pulsar is all blonde babe with big bust and toned ass.
150 DTSi...The hellboy says nothing to rave about since the longevity of engine is pretty lame, tame, fame, dame err hellboy knows no more ames..ha ha. The engine isnt a long term performer at all. The sound gradually becomes from smooth silky to Raptures of a Microphone in Garba Mandal...Hellboy says.. Bajaj needs to do some real work at this coz as compared to Honda and even Fiero it isnt worthwhile...
So DTSi or Hell no what Sis...make the engine pump some real iron.
The fuel tank is the ultimate Nirodh and Nasbandi effort from Bajaj..I mean look at the uplift of the fuel tank at the Testicles...One good thump on the Disc Brakes and your manhood breaks into 2 man and hood...so man u remain...the hood goes somewhere else. haha haha...Pulsar i.e. a genuin design fault.
The Rear Tyre...eeeks...The hellboy puts a nut and takes the tyre out and puts the CBZ tyre in it. The rear tyre of this bike has to be big and thickk...hehe those 2 words send hellboy in a imaginitive world altogether.
The Power, Pickup etc all ok but as hellboy said..longetivity is lacking.
Gear shift...WTF...now hell boy says...Those gear box definitely looses steam after 10,000 problems and gears shift even with a slight foot rest on them. Bajaj has imported this from China...haha its like borrowing a condom for inflating it for birthday party...oh come on get a better gear box and plates.
The money aspect is alrite..the hellboy doesnt worry..he will kill a mortal and get the bike ...haha ...
So Pulsar definitely an impotent male with all the weight in front making it difficult to handle and control..remember when you are male...you are the man...you call the shots and you are on top :p. Pulsar doesnt allow you to be.... Get lost this bike is just in hellboy terms ...dried ambers.
Comment the hellboy...Hellboy will eat them ...
