Dec 23, 2005 02:24 PM
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(Updated Dec 23, 2005 02:28 PM)
Sometimes I want to enter the time machine and meet up with a few people, Newton is one of them. His some numbered law says Every action has its equal opposite reaction always amazed me in every sense. By that sense if someone uses his foresight for me, I will have to use my backsight on him and I do not fancy having eyes on my back or on the donkey synonym.
Bachke rehna re baba made me get up and question Newton's law as its proved illogical after watching the film or rather I say every law in the world would be useless after watching this film.
After watching this film, eternal fight between Director's foresight and zuludancing's dilemma on devil and the deep sea began to unfold ... Its interesting to
have it here !
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Foresight (FS) of Director :
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He had a FS to forewarn the audiences about the movie and named it aptly ... Bachke rehna re baba ! The message was loud and clear : Be Aware. For some moments I thought the Director must be having an experience with ITC's advertising agency where he was made to type ''Cigarette smoking is injurious to health''. Udhar forewarn karne ki aadat idhar bhi aa gayi.
He had a FS to convey to the producers of the movie that he has made a movie with most talked about babes of two eras i.e .Rekha and Mallika Sherawat with two good comedians of two eras i.e. Satish Shah and Paresh Rawal and has included a new pup as a Hero. So be warned if the movie rocks at the box office. Bole to touches the rock bottom the box office.
He had a FS to convey to the Story Writer of the movie (Was he present really ?) to write a story which is interestingly lifted from some Hollywood flick where Mausi aur Bhatiji lure the wealthy men by using their lathal adayen and dupe them afterwards. So here is the eshtory.
Mausi gets married to Paresh Rawal and avoids love making to him for any stupid reason because she is only eyeing his money. Bhatiji then comes into picture and lures mausi's hubby so that mausi can claim divorce settlement from hubby. They make money in this attempt ...
Now the focus shifts outside India and they try to dupe Satish Shah now ... But then Bhatiji falls in love with the pup ... Mausi asks to stay away ... Paresh Rawal now lands there and mausi-bhatiji duo is caught in some murder plot... phew..
He had a FS to convey to the Mouthshut readers that zuludancing is going to write one more senseless review on thsi movie in his equally senseless style. So Bachke Rehna re Baba !
He also had a FS to convey to the Mouthshut Managementthat there is going to be no review on the music of this movie. For the ones who couldn't understand what it means, it means ''Music is bull !''
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Zuludancing's dilemma over Devil and the Deep Sea
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Devil and the Deep sea situation for zuludancing was really tricky. He had to decide ...
Who acted worse : Mallika or Rekha
Who rubbished their own history as good actors : Paresh Rawal or Satish Shah
Whether Mallika drops her clothes at the drop of the hat or she wears only hat
Should the Hero be called as Pup or be called as Kissing Booth for Mallika
Is kissing really demand of the script or demand of the history ... Kiski history ?
Who is fool : Producers or Audience
The Director : Stupid for his foresight or Messiah for forewarning us
8. Unwanted : This review or the Movie !
- Who should be punished : Writer of the movie or Writer of this review !
