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A story of Indian Cricket (Politics)
Sep 16, 2005 10:33 AM 4803 Views
(Updated Sep 16, 2005 05:49 PM)

My 25th Review Thanks MS friends for the support


Reading hint:Please read the bracketed contents as substitute for political connotations


Jagmohan Dalmiya (Soniaji) a, jaganmohini (demon) in avatar is running the BCCI (UPA Govt ) through his (her) remote control and moving his (her) puppet President Ranbhir Singh (PM Manmohan Singh) as per his (her) whims and fancies. Now He (She) is selling Indian Cricket (Country) to the hooligans, match fixers and Money Launderers ( U S of A) through an aggressive strategy to make the Men in BCCI & himself (UPA Govt & herself) richer by the day.


Ki Ki Kiran More ( Narendra Modi) has taken more and more Vitamin M and has become over efficient in the Selection process ( decision making) resulting in dividing this Cricket team (Country) into groups causing infighting (ryots). He is unable to force his members Parthiv Patel & Zaheer Khan (his regional BJP cadre)with change of rule at the Centre. His days are counted now as the new Board is forming shortly and he has made his riches by pulling stings.


Ganguji (Laluji) knows how to pull the BCCI (UPA Govt) whenever his form is dwindling (the scams come out like pumpkins) and Jagguji (Soniaji) is promptly responding to his calls.


Unfortunately he is always late catching up with the team (making it to a new Train inauguration) or running between wickets ( running Bihar Politics) However he is very successful in going on World tour (All India tour) in the name of Cricket (Railway Minister)


Ganguji (laluji) is quite prompt in his Wa Bai Wa Banal as well.


TNCA & others from Chennai (JJ Amma) tried their (her) best to fight against Dalmiya (Soniyaji) on Court cases but failed to do any harm to him and the infighting in Maharashtra Cricket Association (Shiv Sena)meant new alliances with BCCI(Cong UPA) Men.


Meanwhile Sachin (Sharad Pawar) is no longer wielding his power with Tennis elbow( tension in mind) but will surely make it strong with his amazing Cricket (Money) power.


Rahul Dravid (P Chidambaram) is trying his best to boost the score (economy), but he too had a glitch in the form of a small break in the wall (His wife Nalini) ,but has filled the gap I suppose before uproar from opposition (BJP).Unfortunately Sehwag ( Mani Shankar Iyer) is bringing down the score ( economy) with his unpredictable fire power ( petrol prices)


Yuvraj Singh ( Amrinder Singh ) always had the lobbying from Punjab Cricket Association (Punjab Congress ) to convince Dalmiya ( Soniaji) and Ranbir Singh (Manmohan Singh) to get a place in Test side ( to get into mainframe of Congress Leadership)


Unfortunately Kaif ( Ram Vilas Paswan ) could not stake a strong claim in to the test side ( Central Govt) in spite of all his efforts because Ganguji (Laluji) is lobbying with Dalmiya (Soniaji) to hold his place.


Down South VVS Laxman (Y.S.Rajasekhar Reddy ) gave chance to Venugopal rao ( K Chandrasekhar Rao-TRS) but he failed to grab and VVS (YSR) is strongly wielding his power back.


BCCI Secretary S.K.Nair ( Kerala CM Oommen Chandy) and Bengal Cricket Association (Left parties) are having the stranglehold still in Indian Cricket (Politics)


Long Live BCCI & no opposition (UPA and BJP) Long Live Indian Cricket (Politics), Long Live Rich and Famous.


Readers please liberally put in your arguments, ideas and Cricket (political) fundas to mourn this moment of decline of Indian Cricket ( Nation)


Disclaimer; This is fictitious story and all characters mentioned are fictitious and this story is meant for a Mega serial of 550 episodes from these 550 words and the Bracket content are for advertisements in between and I claim no responsibility for the damages caused because the telecast rights for this Mega serial will be decided by the remote control of Indian Cricket (Politics) depending on which Channel Zee sports, Ten Sports or ESPN STAR SPORTS


Enriches him (her) with more Vitamin M.


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