Halls Produced a Toothpaste?. Review on AquaFresh Toothpaste

FIRST:

I've read that GlaxoSmithKline is a TRUSTED pharmaceutical company in one review.

WHOA back!!! WHAT??? sorry guys, but I've trouble trusting a major corporation of anything but corruption. But that's just me: I'm a firm FIRM believer in a tested & true formula:

GroupThink + $$$$ +personal greed/fear = corruption

SECOND:

Sure, today is my birthday & it SUCKS. So I'm not jaded or anything - but as my husband (who is very ill tonight) snores with bad Hall's mentholatum breath. I've drawn a curious parallel. That nasty orange-mint flavour with the gagging, cloying metallic taste? I REMEMBER where I've tasted that before.

I was a kid, I had strep'throat & my mother forced me orange/lemon Halls/Vicks drops like I was a fois gras goose.

Yup, that's what this stripey muck tastes like.

BUT: it does a kickass job of buff'n the ol'fangs. Personally, I'll use it once a week or so to touch up my fangs. But I really, really still prefer my Herbal Colgate.

Thank you.