Jun 28, 2005 08:38 PM
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(Updated Jun 28, 2005 08:53 PM)
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Ambi - Phantom: Please come to the theatre and watch me cry again!! I criticize the evils of this country (as if I’m perfect!!). I weep. I write love applications. I’m such a coward. I believe in all the crazy stories that my nanny narrates as reasons for my sister’s death. I crib. I try my best to plead (literally) in the court when I’m the defense lawyer of an almost bed-ridden woman for a rent issue! Are you not delighted to watch meee??? (crying again!!)
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Remo-Phantom: R u crazy?? Don’t ya like the way I do the RAMP? Am the Dude of the year maan!! I walk backwards in heavy traffic, jump over the roof and give hundreds of roses and sometimes sing songs in Malaysian airport and yeah do a style that looks no better than cleaning my lips after spitting lots of chewed Pan leaves!! All the gals out there…..are you not impressed????
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Anni-Phantom: Hey Phantom….Am gonna punish you with “Kirumi Bhojanam” if you don’t come back tomorrow to watch me again. Hey…don’t laugh….are you not scared seeing my spring hair on the screen?? Am I not a hero like Indian Thaththa ?? Why do you laugh again?? See…I’ve just fried someone in a pan…is it not frightening?? STOP LAUGHING!!! In another case, I killed someone by letting the leeches eat them. Hey c’mon…puleez look serious….at least this one was scary.
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Nandy-Phantom: Stop it anniyan…I know how to make a “repeat audience” out of this guy. Nobody would miss the chance to have a second look at my skin show and my acting skills…err…ok….lets forget the latter. Are you not greatly moved by the way I “taught” this poor Ambi the meaning of Love? Or the piece where I fell in love with Remo meaninglessly? Don’t you feel thrilled and chilled looking my face as a scared gal when I was trying to escape from the anniyan?? But yeah…forget the fact that I was taking all the care in world to take the same guy to the doctor in the very next scene. Well…love is blind….is it not director??
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Prakash-Phantom: Oyeeee…anthakooba, kabaakabeem.,kimara minjanam, janga toobam, shanthakoochignam,wqddgrosmsdg,s.sjdg &&#^#&$*$&…….what else am I supposed to do (as a crime branch officer) to impress you other than blurting such words and collect corpse of the victims….uh??? come back for the next show…ok??
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Vivek-Phantom: Unlike my other craps this time I can assure you a good laugh in Anniyan.
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Vikram-Phantom: I’ve tried my best, please watch this movie.
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Sujatha-Phantom: I don’t care if you like my screenplay or not…but I write some clever things in my book “Thiraikathai Ezhuthuvathu Eppadi?” in which I talk about introduction, conflict, confrontation, resolution etc and give some rubbish in my actual work.
Phantom: Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
Shankar-Phantom: Anniyan is my comeback movie. I’ve (as usual) made the costliest production in Tamil. Hey I’m the most successful director in Tamil and my movies are the most hyped ones so you’ve gotto watch it!!
Phantom:
I've seen 4friends
I've seen Dewange
I've seen Matrix-reloaded
I've seen Gentleman
I've seen Indian
I've seen.....
now why on earth should I watch Anniyan???
Am not gonna watch any Shankar movie in future ! !
A very basic question from an INDIAN to Anniyan and Shankar
Did Singapore and Japan grow strong because of a crazy maniac who kills people for lack of “Thani Manitha Ozhukkam” ??
Indians all over the globe: We are not gonna waste our time watching or talking about Shankar movie in future
