The inhabitants of Greece are the Greecians. Review on Alpenliebe Chocolate

I have no idea why I gave this little piece a mental title like that. Truth is, it was inspired, like the rest of this review.

It's good to follow a trend once in a blue moon and tread a path that someone else has already taken. So I will tread the path that a certain gentleman called Suyog took.

That quote in the title was by Mr. G. W. Bush! And there's more where that came from. (Suyog, I don't know you nor have we met at the Gathering Of Cool People or something but this one might be one review of mine that might register a few thoughts and maybe generate a couple of laughs)

Now what's the connection with Alpenliebe Chocolate and the legendary Bush quotes? Don't ask me, just read. (The quotes are in bold)

''The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.''

Well, Alpenliebe is an import unlike the local legends like Poppins and those green nutrine sweets that was worth a suck or two. And like the vast majority of our imports, Alpenliebe also came from out of the country (heh heh heh)

''The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'''

Well, thankfully the Italians had and Perfetti has created a sweet concoction that goes by the name, Alpenliebe.

''Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.''

In the same manner, Alpenliebe chocolates are chocolates and chocolates are the only chocolates that can be eaten as chocolates.

''If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.''

Alpenliebe doesn't have to worry about that. As a chocolate, it has succeeded in what it set out to do. The creamy rich taste and the lingering flavour will linger inside your mouth and pleasure your senses (well... inspired by Kwality Walls. I told you this was an inspirational piece).

''The future will be better tomorrow.''

As Alpenliebe releases more variants of this exquisite chocolate (apart from the caramel and strawberry ones that exist), the future of chocolates will definitely be better tomorrow

''It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.''

No comment. Alpenliebe is already in the Solar System and so are George Bush, you, I and the rest of all of us (I'm starting to talk like him now)

''I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.''

Yes, I admit, this review sucks, but maybe it's worth a chuckle or two.

Oh well, I better move on to the next one...

Peace!

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For you serious people out there, go pop an alpenliebe in your mouth... it's a decent piece of confectionery!

Disclaimer: NO POLITICS INVOLVED. POLITICS IS UNCOOL!