Oct 16, 2009 11:11 PM
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I read a lot of reviews and comments from users on mouthshut bout Airtel Digital TV. both before and after I made the decision to go for it. and I hv one thing to say. . WHAT THE HECK!Ya, its a free country. ppl hv their right to speak. but wht if u are allowed to speak on somthing u know sh*t about. it creates confusion!
Ok enuf. lets cut d crap now. im not the VP Marketing from Airtel. or the son of its CEO. just someone who's been using an Airtel mobile for last 5 years and thinks it's easy on his pocket. and u dont need to be Einstein either, any goddam high-school student can give you 10 reasons. WHY AIRTEL DOESNT SUCK(wht most reviewers here bliv it does) .For people who are new to this business, namely.'Which Box to hook my TV set into' *. its a tuff game and bliv me its really a pain in d a to make a decision. I wont be givin you out a 100 reasons telling u what 2 do. but I'll tell you wht I've been through and lets see if you tuff guys can come up with a better choice!
First of all. I'd like to publicly humiliate the godaam mothfing A-hole who delayed my buyin decision for 2 days. after I read her sht. Man! I missed my fav shows man on TV!. im gonna turn ur interiors into a beer bar if I evr get a hold of u swithart. f her!
ok. so lets cum to my story now. It went smooth from start. or did it! lolz. NO. I had a couple of hiccups as well. but as I said. whn u speak, u better know some sht baby! well, this is how I did it.went to d site > filled the forms > paid the money > . and . errr . ooops. got disconnected:P.so now I hv nothing - no money, no confirmation, no transaction ID . so wht do I do? write a review on mouthshut sayin . AIRTEL TRICKED ME? Lolz . u gotta be kidding. u already know the betr way. chk ur bank records. every transaction gets an ID . write it down and email the sweet ladies on the other side of the Toll-Free! simple aint it? . but did u just say. WHT THE FK . coz u paid right? and u think the world is yours! well, honey ur not mistaken. its yours! did u think u messd up with Tata(sumbody who blieves bizness is about selling the same cheap-ass cars from 1999 to 2009) . Ohh no baby. its called Airtel. and they know bizness, I mean BIZNESS! u gotta send no emails, call no'toll-free' babes. they know that u paid and that u messed up! so no worries.
They call me up in the eve & ask me for a suitable'date' to hook up my TV. In fact I got a date one day in advance! bonus for me! nxt day guys in raincoats arrive on a bike with the'umbrellas' and'boxes' . it was raining here in Kolkata. and had to give em a cup of cofee.(but thts not neccessary in case u just expect them to be friendly widout u being so). neways, they were amateurs. didnt know activation procedures for online purchases. but u dont need to a rocket scientist to find that out, right! they were good at their job, efficient & fast. & thts all I needed.(PS. people scared of gettin their walls & interiors messed, need to consult an architect before designing their house. give em a good amount and tell em tht ud buy a Box soon. Airtel doesnt send u engineers to do interior-designing). Neways, they set the dish up on my roof, tested signals, made some calls and activated the connection. ohh & btw, in case u pissed, my interiors still look the same!
There's a catch to all of this. and that is. There is no catch! Everything in the world is included in what u paid and for the next 3 months all u hv to do is. Enjoy! For morons who are wondering how much I paid, this is for you. do the maths(if u can) .Paid - 1750(Super Value).Rebate @ 15%(existing airtel customer). Recharged - 100(for Pay-per-view movies). Bonus+10%(on recharges). Added top-up channels @ Rs. nothing/day*(6 channels includin my fav shows!)
So is that it? for me. NO! you dumbfaces ud be glad to know that im currently subscribing to 4 Top-up packs(a combined value of Rs.105) widout payin a penny. u wanna know how? coz you are a dumbface!u make assumptions and take em as real . did you know that Airtel bills you on a daily basis unlike the competition. so if u subscribe to Kids Plus for 7 days, all u pay is Rs 4.50. My balance is already running in triple figures, so I dont need to pay sh*t. aint that cool! as far as the channels are concerned. they are pretty damn high on quality. the only issue I had was not being able to subscribe to Star World(which was not in my package). but lo, luks lik Airtel reads minds! . this diwali, Airtel introduced several new Top-ups. and I cud take my pic . hats-off 2 u boss!
I finally got rid of my local rusty cable and i'm glad I waited this long. Woh kehte hain na. the best always comes out last! Happy Diwali Folks. njoy the BLAST with Airtel!
