Lets Hunt the Hunter!. Review on Agyaat Movie

Characters:

Nitin Reddy : Sujal

Nisha Kothari : Aasha

Gautam Rode : Sharman

Rasika Duggal : Sameera

Ishteyak Khan : Laxman

Ishrat Ali : Moorthy

Ravi Kale : Raaka

Howard Rosemeyer : JJ

Kali Prasad Mukherjee : Shakky

Joy Fernandes : Setu

Agyaat : RGV’s Brainchild

Plot: Agyaat is all about tinkering at a spine chiller. Sujal (Asst Director) and Sameera (Associate Asst Director) are booked up by JJ (Director) and Moorthy (Producer) for an Agyaat movie. He picks up Raaka (Stunts Director) and Shakky (Camera-person). All of the crew goes to shoot in a Sri Lankan JUNGLE. Responsibility of arrangements there is handled by Setu(He only knows in and out of this Jungle) but is a sort of a whacky character, Shaman (Hero) is very arrogant and finicky about things. He always yells upon others, specially Laxman who is his servant. Asha( Heroine), oodles of oomph oozing out of her as usual, is the central character around whom the entire story spins...Not just the story, Producer (N.B. Here I am not referring to RGV), Actor and the Asst Director((The Real Hero)). What happens here is that some strange thing starts happening. My best guess is that an Alien who is suffering from satyriasis lands up in this jungle to have a feastful of lovepotion that Asha keeps offering by exercising al fresco. But, all the other crew members creates distraction. So, he starts killing each of them one by one but always remains in disguise. RGV has promised that he will be coming soon in Agyaat 2. By the end of this movie all but two are dead. U keep guessing.. I just want to be a spoilsport.. These two were Sujal and Asha... The reason they were alive was that our "Agyaat Tharki Jaadu" is hydrophobic. And for last 15 minutes, Sujal and Asha kept wobbling and rolling over each other in a river crossing nearby this Jungle. So, only thing that has been highlighted in this movie is Nisha Kothari - her svelte figure, her gait, her moves, her lips, her her____!! Guess Pritish Nandy will refine my subtle words a little more. And even if somebody has still not noticed, RGV inserted some leeches inside her shirt.

Recommendation: NO, This was least the fun or entertainment.

Moral and Morale: Listen guys, do not feel offended that I used such a double/filthy meaning word but it is still milder in tone. I am little upset and bound to think that if Ronnie can screw us with RGV, what if he screws us with Vishal Bhardwaj in Kaminey too?

As if someone is listening: Ram Gopal Ji "Agar aapka naam Bhagwaan jaisa naa hota naa, toh ab tak aapke naam ke aage se bhi kab ka ji hat gayaa hotaa" Tell me when are you uploading the pics that Murthy clicked, please send them to my personal Email ID. Thanks in anticipation and there is no need to take pain with Agyaat 2. We understand your feeling and dealings.

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