I hate Chewing Gums!. Review on Aapka Suroor - Himesh Reshamiya

Uuuuhhhhhhh.....................................

And no i'm not talking about soft porn..

So Mr.Nasal's back.. and yes he's back with plenty.. his new album titled 'Aapka Suroor' has already started to makes waves in the music industry..

After a string of hits like Aashiq Banaya Aapne and the Toilet song (Jhalak Dikhlaja) he's back with his first album as a singer.. Well theres no doubting his talent when it comes to singing although many (including I )feel he's nasal..

Aapka Suroor is one big platter.. its got 24 tracks with remixes of every track.. sounds innovative? well not quite... Well without wasting your time lets get down to the review..

Tera Suroor Well asumming you've heard this one .. it been one hell of a chartbuster.. definitely the best track of the album . himmesh has definitely shown his creativity in penning down the lyrics of this one .. but surely its the singing that leaves much to be desired... his Uhhhhhh... is getting monotonous by the hour.. well this one deserves full rating only for the lyrics

tujh se ummide mujhko badi

tod na dena dil ki ghadi

High points of the song are surely the https://lyrics..

The lows are the uhhh....s

Rating ~ 8/10

Naam Hain Tera Well once again Mr.Nasal has done it .. Dont know how he does it but the lyrics of this one are fantabulous.. the song in the beginning is pretty ok with tera tera going 32 times er... or was it 33? Although I found the remix of this one much better than the original one but full thumbs for the https://lyrics.. the songs are pretty soothing as far as listening goes.. perfect for driving on a sunday morning..

the theme is pretty predictable .. its love and heart breaks .. well seems mr.nasal had a heart break in the past.. well his penning down of lyrics surely suggests it as of now..

tu hi mere armaanon mein

khayalon ke paimanon mein tu hi tu

Rating ~ 7/10

Samjhoon Na Well this surely is a let down track .. after the brilliant tera suroor and the classy naam hain tera tera tera tera (oops .. gotta stop!) this one is a pretty passable track..

the flow of the song is surely one of the drawbacks of this one . Himmesh again goes nasal in this one and you wonder when his monotonous sytle is gonna stop.. instead of the usual way of singing Samjhon Na he goes Suuummmmjhun na.. as if he's gotta some noseblock or something.. even the lyrics are a letdown

ill give it a 5/10 for the bad flow ..

I love you Can a track get badder than this?

Now what the hell do you mean by I love you oh .. sayurii .. koi shaque? wats up!

seems like himmesh had penned this one down while having a morning shower.. although the style of singing sounds very un-reshammiya (wow! i've termed a new term!) thankfully this tortuteis just under 4 minutes and you're relieved as soon as this shocker gets over.. surely this one would have had given dhik tana dhik tana some competiton for the worst track ever!

Tu Yaad Na AayeWell after the horrendous I Love You this provided some relief .. trust me guys! this is a type of a Rajasthani Track with lots of table and sitar beats .. Himmesh sings like as if hes some Ghulam Ali . but surely this is one of the better tracks of the album with the 'Tujhe Bhool Jana Jana ' sounding very nice .. himmesh surely knows how to use his nose.. er.. I mean his voice to best capabilities.. A good track to be short and sweet!

Rating ~ 6/10

Bas Tum Ho Sounds like the illegitimate child of some Ismail Darbar track.. this one is meant for just one time listening..

a perfect track if youre suffering from Insomnia (lack of sleep).. hearing this will surely cure you! donna know why himmesh had to include this one . specially his way of saying Tuuuuuuuuuummm... is so sickening that you feel hes advertising for some chewing gum brandthe worst part of the song is the abrupt end of the song .. its just like it stops out of the blue.. at first I thought my player had gone wrong.. but I was worng infact the track was over!

Rating ~ 3/10

Peed Mohabbat ki hain kya

Sounds a lot like 'i love you' and please dont like faint.. this one is another ugly sister track..

Himmesh tries hard to give this one an Arabic feeling but unfortunately fails miserably.. he just rushes through .. the letdown of this track is shockingly its https://lyrics... himmesh tries hard but you start feeling that whether he's sacrificing quality for quantity?

Rating~ 5-10

Ched De Pyaar Ki Baat ~ Is this a remix of Eminem feat. Alok Nath..

I mean this song has himmesh trying to bring hip hop, punjabi shaadi songs and hindi all roll into one track.. and I can assure you it doesnt sound good ! this is an AVOID AT ALL COST TRACK . I dont have the energy to write more about this one . sorry! He even starts singing like that Bombay Viking guy at one point.. I mean.. grow up!

Rating ~3.5/10

Chahe Gila Karo ~ Well its that run-of-the-mill stuff again.. you just feel why are these 'fillers' coming every now and then .. well truly the song is prety decent except when himmesh hums ''Chahe Gila Karo'' .. his chewing singing just gets to your head .. another passable track and you begin to feel whether this is one of those 50 Cent album with one good track and the rest all trash.

Rating ~ 3.5/10

Duur Jaiyoon Na ~ Well let me be short and sweet.. This is a punjabi track where you feel I wish I never knew punjabi.. need I say more friends?

Nachle its Folkish ~ So himmesh reshammiya has turned to Daler Mehndi... You get these aaahoo's and balle's in the beginning of the track.. well at first when himmesh sang ''Its Folkish I heard its Fuc*ish!'' .. loads of punjabi shunjabi beats in this one and lots of Its Fuckish err.. I mean its Folkish

Rating ~ REFUSED

Well to sum it all... this is one BAD album!

Do buy this album only for the remixes , tera suroor and naam hain tera..

The good ones from the remixes are~

Tera Suroor ,

Tu Yaad Na Aaye

On the whole Mr.Nasal gets a low 3.5/10 for this one .. hearing this one shall surely make you go.. Uuuufffffffff..................

Hey people i've suffered a lot listening this full album.. all condolences welcome in the comments section