The Height of Stupidity. Review on Aan - Men At Work

Helloo people..I am writing this review because as a human being it is my duty to protect other people from losing their minds from seeing this movie. I actually saw this movie when it got released a couple or more months back. I didn't think it deserved a review but I am finally going to do some public service and prevent anyone from watching this horrible movie.

I usually don't write caustic reviews as I'm able to find both good and bad aspects in any average movie but once in a while the limits of stupidity are crossed so much that they invite you to display your hatred on the movie!Since there aren't any pros in the movie..

I will just list down the cons:

Suniel Shetty's ear-piercing entryJust after the start of the movie, Suniel Shetty appears in some storage house or some place like that shouting at the top of his voice in the slowest slow motion of the century and the scene continues in slow motion for so long that you might snooze off during that! He is an encounter specialist and after seeing his entry, I already knew what the quality of direction was going to be but I was proved wrong! The quality was much poorer than I thought thanks to the entry of Akshay.....

Akshay Kumar's ultra stupid crappy ridiculous entry There's a scene of a train stopping and the doors to one compartment are flipped open by some unseen ghost. Sparrows travel in trains too because as soon as the doors open up ,,three or four sparrows come flying out. Next, you see a man covered in a black blanket with only his eyes showing emerge. He gets escorted by some goons to their boss where after a few minutes it's total chaos. Akshay Kumar throws away the blanket with a scream so loud it might damage the speakers.

He shoots everyone without getting hurt and then a group of goons on bikes appear and encircle him and start shooting at him with gun machines from point blank range and Akshay Kumar dodges them all because he is faster than Neo in the Matrix and is able to knock them unconscious by breaking the glass of their helmets in a round robin fashion incorporating a microprocessor's functions of multitasking and multiprocessing. If this wasn't stupid enough, he goes out and there are more people on bikes.

One goon on a bike comes flying to him, he kicks him out of the bike and the bike goes flying and ,,, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE ROPE ATTACHED TO THE BIKE to make it appear flying in the air! ?Now in 2004, from an industry like Bollywood, can you expect all this crap? What was the director thinking, I mean it's more than a big joke!There are hundreds of people involved with a movie. NOONE was able to point out that these connecting ropes needed to be faded out? Just one word : Ridiculous!

What was Shatrugun Sinha thinking? If you are making a comeback, an appearance after several years, it better be good but it defies me as to what was Shatrugun Sinha thinking when he signed for this role! If he had signed for the role that Amitabh played in Khakee that would have made a lot more sense and would have done justice to an actor of his calibre but this was crazy. He even gets scolded from Akshay in the movie and gets orders from him too.

Lara Dutta...2 scenes and one song??????Well, either she has gone crazy or I don't know..she is in the movie for just a stupidly choroeographed and stupidly picturized song and a couple of scenes. Once again: Ridiculous.

Plot....what plot??? The plot seems to be taken from some 20 year old movie. The same typical dons, the same murder, the same climax.The cast of the movie was quite good with Jackie,Raveena, Irfan,Paresh Rawal there as well but as promising as the cast appeared, the movie sucked more than that. There are two item songs in the movie which also appear very out of place and the first one ''Nasha Nasha'' features foreign body builders who will scare you with their extra close close-ups and stupid acting.

Please Please don't see this If you haven't already seen the movie, please dont see it! I don't have anything else to say but this that I cannot believe such a movie was released in the year of 2004 because this movie belongs to the eighties, even then other movies could be much better than this!AVOID at all costs