Recipe for a Potboiler. Review on Aan - Men At Work

Ingredients

2 Action Heros; 1 to die, 1 to live (Akkie and Anna)

1 Over the hill hero brought back for front benchers (Shotgun)

1 Comedian for toilet humour (Paresh Rawal, why o why ?)

1 scantily clad heroine for dancing and prancing (Lara kya hain maara)

1 fully clad heroine to play housewife (Pretty Jhangiani, lose those pounds girl)

1 medium clad heroine to play moll/vamp/tramp (Tandon doing meaningful roles, blech)

1 producer with too much money to burn

Assortment of villains; politician, builders (Jackie shroff EGAD), muslim don, hindu don

and corrupt public servants

Mixture of screenplays (Matrix Trilogy, Untouchables, MI2, Face/off etc etc etc)

Few raapchick babes for dance numbers

Additional side actors for bad taste

Method

1. Introduce action heros with extended action sequences.

All action sequences should not be original but copied from

above list of screenplays. John Woo would be preferred.

1. Introduce Over the hill hero with Over the hill dialogues.

This is for front benchers to whistle

1. Introduce villains

   
   




2. One item number with each raapchick babe

   
   




3. One travel brochure number with scantily clad heroine

   
   




4. Kill off one action hero and comedian

   
   

Please refer to Untouchables screenplay for this step

1. Find key person to bring down politician - mafia nexus

Again please refer to Untouchables screenplay

1. All good actors are to be wasted (Om Puri, Irfan Khan, Rajpal Yadav)

   
   




2. Copy final steps from Untouchables

   
   

Add tasteless comedy in between steps

Release on unsuspecting junta and watch money go down the drain