Aan! Aai-shappath..Men @ work,audience @ sleep . Review on Aan - Men At Work

How rarely one experience that his/her life is getting blessed by error in technologies !

Kaise ? Mere paas aao mere doston ek kissa suno

Muze yaad he woh baat, wo thi is shanichar ki raat ! Chali ja rahi thi me surfing karti hui, bas surfing karti hui...Bolo remote control ki jay..o bolo bolo remote control ki jay...

Khuda ki kasam maja aa gaya, muze sulakar besharam ''Aan' chala gaya...

The saga goes like this

Aan - Men at Work (aaaahh..i'll skip this working men now)...is a police story...so whats new in that ? Gali ka bachha bachha movie ke poster dekhkar jaanta tha ke Aan is a police story...but no one knew that it is a police story inflicted on the audience..not only the screen but the audience is also given a typical policy ishtyle ''third-degree treatment''... Ok...If gali ka bachha bachha janta tha , then why I seen that movie in sakhta andherewali raat ?

Starcast : Akshay Kumar(Ye puttar to shaadi ke baad to aur sona lagda he nahin ? ), Sunil Shetty (I need not write Suni''e''l....no good luck for me..), Khamosh Shatrughna Sinha, Paresh Rawal and Om Puri. While surfing the channels, I'd also seen Lara Dutta shaking a leg with Akshay I this movie. The packaging was quite attractive.

The especial effects, the direction, fight-scenes,bla..bla.bla : The movie progresses well between the action scenes..but once the action scenes arrive, the audience go to sleep while these men go for work... The slow-mosan (Motion!)fight scenes won my applaudes, they afforded me a nice zapki .. ek chotisi nind-katha...

The slow-mosan (aah...no spellcheck again..)scenes have been done so tastefully (this is called tasteless actually) that I'm 100 % confident that the action director of this movie will become a full-fledged Movie Director one day...

Newsflash (Reuterz): After the dancemasters becoming the fillum directors, we now have a spate of releases by the action masters. A few of the releases are Mein doon kya, Kuch kuch Karoo kya , Kabhi Mukke-Kabhi ghuse ! neena..enough of bitching..come to the story...

Ek chotisi nind-katha :

yaar....ek line me iski story sunati hoon.. Sadiyon se yahi hota aaya he, yahi hoga...Roshni gar khuda ko ho manjoor, to andhiyon me chirag jalte he...matlab if one by one all the police movies are getting flopped, still new will come up every other week..Khuda gawah he...!

The story is simple, sasta and tikau ! We have three cops stationed in one Crime Branch. Paresh Rawal is the timepass cop, Shatrubhaiyya is Inspector and Sunil shetty is the Ab tak Chappan kinda chap...They believe in encounter killings and ''Ghee nikalane ke liye , ungli tedhi karni padti he..''..and they are joined by our super-cop Akshay Kumar who believe in the value taught in police school..like ''Iski saja to kannoon dega...or kannoon hath me mat lo''...then there is some series of sequences which forces Akshay to change his stance to Ab tak chappan....whoosh...

Ooops...who is lara dutta...she is akshay's lady love ! she is a model co-ordinator who gets bored while listening to Akshay's lectures on values, crrimes and that bloody system.. u can see her on the TV channels in songs...

I also missed someone else...Priti Janghiyani..she is sunil shetty's wife...but nothing beyond that...

To tell it again..the story is simple, sasta and tikau..

Simple : See,how lucidly u understood the way I narrated this story

Sasta : Dou think that that producer had paid the writer for this story

Tikau : I will see similar storied movies in years to come...its durable mann !

Acting, shacting :This is the plus point of the movie and all the actors have performed very well ! Yes, including Lara Dutta and Priti Janghiyani.oops..I again missed one more heroin..Raveen Tandon was also spotted in the movie.

Akshay looks god and has given good performance. Sunil Shetty has done it again, what he is doing since Balwan. The only change is that the muscles on his face also move now-a-days ! Paresh Rawal gives u nice laughs..specially that toilet ki line wala scene...

I admired Shatrubhaiyya most ! He shown that he is the khara-sona ! His dialogue delivery is still immaculate ! He shows good maturity in his acting. Kudos to the old man !

Hey...i need some memory-pill...I missed on Jackie Shroff.. He plays villain in the movie...Milind Gunaji is also spotted ... Rahul Deo is also seen (Rememeber Awara Pagal Deewana, Ashique movies...hehe...people have forgotten the holy movies..villain kahanse yaad rahega ? )

How the tech error was a bliss ? I started with some tech error making this movie a bliss for me...how ? The VCD that was played by my cablewala had some tech problem and it skipped all the background music, music in the songs....bliss isn't ? ...........................

Are aage bhi to bolo....Are ye movie bhi koi movie he lallu...oops(Lallu is our Minister now).... Ok...ye movie bhi koi movie he Ramsaran