Jul 09, 2006 10:25 PM
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all pictures are same.- same story. same original plot, same everthing. the sameness factor too is same. so u can pick up any picture, u like, and review all of them in the same way.
no need to change words, just copy all the revus , n c, no difference, its all the same. guy will fall in love with girl. he will not be a gay for atleast 15 years, be assured. so u can review the movie. there is a guy n there is a gal. they fell in love.
then there is a villain, it can be an original villan, or u can take father of the gal, then u can add some naach -gaanas, a few almost kissing scenes, an unsuccessful rape, if it has to be successful, then u always trust the cameraman, the faithful guy, who will ensure the camera angle shift towards the 'diya' or to gandhi's phto, when the sin is made.
u can have a joint family, , u can show the saas bahus, a shift from small screen is needed too. u can have nanad, devrani, n his second sisters 5 year ols child. u can have mushroom plantation, n they will reproduce themselves , need not to worry abt it, its n automatic process.
the climax can have some dishum dishums, some kutte main tera khoon pe jaunga kin f anger, some meri maa (or behan as the case may be), ko chor de and other tested dialogues.
then the film should have a nice ending. hero should survive after 10 bullets, n his behans aabru should be saved alongwith heroines...
i m sure 50 movies I m analysing today wont disappoint my faith......