Jun 19, 2015 06:28 PM
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Will shatter records all over, but the film is slimy:
ABCD2 Review has a dreamlike, actually nightmarish quality in it; as produced by notorious scruncher Walt Disney.
It is about vertically challenged and highly hyped Varun Dhawan and Mr. Plane Jane Shraddha. The Mr. is not a typo. Shraddha has a harsh manly quality in her face. This is typical of "girls" who have womanly looking fathers. Varun Dhawan and his gang of losers go to Las Vegas to win the World Hip Hop contest. This premise is ludicrous to the point of being insane.
There are no original dance moves in the movie. To create affect, many of the dance sequences are water choreographed as if the splashing water will hide Shraddha's horrendous mistakes. Midget Varun Dhawan, needs no reason to take off his shirt.
Whether he is dancing or doing aerobics is a matter of opinion. He is nearly 30 and looks that age but has no shame hopping about like a newly hatched butterfly with girls and boys half his age. Shraddha looks bad, she is handicapped with a barely concealed hatchback. The movie is boring, but uneducated and frustrated and unemployed masses will love the film. It will shatter records from day one.
Since Varun and Shraddha are Punjabis, the racist media and critics will give a high rating. Shraddha is also helped by the fact that her Mom is Marathi; so MNS will not create any issues.My Tarot card readings say that opening will be Minimum 10-11 crores. Weekend will be at least 45 crores. Will easily surpass 100 crores.Uneducated youth of India will love it.
