May 03, 2001 12:30 PM
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We all have the desire to be always one-up on others. We like wisecracks, and sarcastic one liners. This book is a fine collection of over 2,000 such caustic comments, polite and not-so-polite put downs, excellent punch lines categorised under various headings. This will fortify your arsenal of phrases that will come handy anytime. Even if you are not the type to use them, it’s a sheer pleasure to read an excellent entertainment. You will find that many descriptions instantly remind you of someone who fits the bill exactly!
A few samples;
He has always paid his taxes with a smile, now the IRS is after him for cash!
Looking at the high prices on the restaurant menu he says to his date,''what will you have my plump doll?''
She claims she is approaching 30, wonder from which direction.
He is a very friendly drinker, he's shaking hands, even when no one is around
Bartenders all over the town tell him not to stand up while the room is in motion!
When he donates blood, red cross uses it to sterilize the instruments!
He's never made a mistake…and for a good reason, he's never stopped talking long enough to anything
Her expenditure of words is too great for the income of ideas
He has such a long face, barbers charge him double for shaving it
He's known as a miracle worker, it's a miracle when he works
She wears such tight clothes…the fellows in her office can hardly breathe!
He surely has sixth sense, there is no evidence of other five
He is working hard on an invention…color radio.
His doctor tells him that exercise will kill germs, he is trying to figure out how to make the germs exercise!
He can take a shower, without getting his feet wet
They spent sometime at a nudist c even there she told him what not to wear
Doctor wanted to give him a local anaesthetic, he shouted get something imported!
When he takes a dollar bill out of his pocket, George Washington blinks in the sun light!
You make me wish I had near zero IQ, I could really have enjoyed your company.
There are many such more. Go get your copy to day.
