A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. (not a clue!) Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.(not a clue!) I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.George Burns I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Oprah Winfrey The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. Tom Waits Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! (not a clue!) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
