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the blame game supply chain mgmt !!

By: monk0gr214 | Posted Sep 07, 2012 | General | 233 Views

GUSTAKHI MAAF :- my idea of blame supply chain :- customer to sales -> jo maal chahiye wo to rakhte nahi aur bolte ho yeh le lo chuye-> sales to replenishment -> sahi maal kyun nahi dete chuye depot me football khelte rehte ho -> replenishment to planning -> abe yaar thik se plan karo .. tabhi na depot me stock rahega chuye -> planning to manufacturing - > plan to diya tha saale chuye maa...l banaye kyun nahi -> manufacturing to purchase -> abe dk bose, tum sale puchaase wale sahi samay pe aur sahi qty me raw material do tab to ->purchase to finance -> sale harkhor paise doge tabhi na kharidenge -> finance to sales -> abe chuye sab, tumhara kaam hai bechna..jitna bechoge utna paisa aayega aur utna paisa aage badhayenge -> sales to marketing -> maa ki aankh tumhare brand mgmt ki, consumer ko ghanta samajhte ho tum log..koi achha product nahi soch paate -> marketing to RnD-> abe saale product to achha tha..sala competitor pehle bana liya , chu**ye RnD ke quality focus ke chakkar me -> RnD to CEO-> budget to badhate nahi hamara aur blame humen karte ho saab -> CEO to HR -> can u stop this blame game -> HR to themselves -> hahaha..jaise hum kaam karne ke paise lete hain.. ;):P ------------------- #mere is status ka kisi vastavik company se koi sambandh nahi hai..agar koi sambandh paya gya to ise mahaj ek ittefaaq kaha jayega #


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