Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!
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1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara
kyun ??
Islye
K
?
?
?
Woh 6 log
Fire brigade walay thay..."
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
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My friend Hardy & his wife going 2 city in auto....
driver adjusted mirror..
Hardy shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back I will drive the auto...
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1 of my friend PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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1 of my friend INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA .
FLAG DEKHKAR mera dost KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA ..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....
IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN one of my friend & A DONKEY
BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP
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My friend -AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND friend: wo kaise?
1ST friend: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
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My friend declares:
. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
. . . I'll give the same advice to my wife and children also. . . . .
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My friend talking on cell.
2ND friend: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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My friend- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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A donkey kicked my friend & ran away
he ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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My friend: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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My friend: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
My friend: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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Yamraj took one of my friend on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
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My friend breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated &
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam I dont know who is Jayanti..
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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