Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Good Luck!
Tech Support
