Why did the chicken cross the road? Really tough question........
KINDERGARTEN BOY | To get to the other side.
PLATO | For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE | It is the nature of chickens to cross roads
KARL MARX | It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY | Because that's the only trip the establishment would
let it take
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK | To boldly go where no chicken has
gone before.
HIPPOCRATES | Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas
MARTIN LUTHER KING,JR. | I envision a world where all
chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives
called into question.
MOSES | And God came down from the
Heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the
road." And the chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON | The chicken did not cross the
road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT
cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI | The point is that the chicken
crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road
justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES | The newly released Chicken 2003,
will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN | Chickens, over great periods of
time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now
genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN | Whether the chicken crossed the
road or the road moved beneath the
chicken depends upon your frame of
reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH | We are committed to establishing a
democracy where chickens freely
cross roads without oppression from
terrorist organizations.
Azharuddin | I am totally innocent, you know,
I'm unnecessarily being dragged
into this, you know, because I'm
from the minority..... I neither
know the chicken nor the road, you know....
George Fernandes | I am deeply hurt that this question
is being asked after my 40 clean
years of public life. I don't own a
house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!
Mulayam | I demand a 50% reservation of the
road for the chicken class, so that
they can cross the road freely
without their motives being questioned.
ARJUN SINGH | Our policy will ensure the
development of socially
underprivileged chickens so that
they can also cross roads.
Abdul Kalam | Yes, why did the chickens cross the
road? .. please tell me why? ..
they crossed to go to the other
side of the road... now repeat
after me ....
Advani | I see Pakistani hand in this ...
Raj Thackarey | No bhiyas or outside chickens will
be allowed to cross our roads, our
roads are meant only for marathi
chickens!.
Bal Thackarey | Chickens crossing the roads is
against our culture, my followers
will stone all such chickens which
cross the road.
Jayalalithaa | From reliable sources I've got the
information that the chicken
belongs to Karunanidhi. He is
making his chicken cross the road
to create law & order problems. The
chicken has now been imprisoned
under POTA.
Amitabh Bachhan | The chicken has crossed the road?..
are you sure.. very sure ... really
sure...
Venkaiah Naidu | We are very sure of the fact that
the chicken did not cross the road.
It's a conspiracy by the congress.
The poor chicken has been made a
scapegoat in this whole issue"
H.S.Surjeet | We are adopting a wait and watch
policy. We have convened a meeting
of the third front today. We will
decide the future course of action
after the chicken comes back..
Maneka Gandhi | Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we
would have lost one of our dearest
creatures. Ban all vehicles from
using the road. Protect our chickens...
Keep smiling :)
