Status messages are always in action. Take any site like MS, FB or numerous CHIRKUT sites their status messages are always in news. Status messages vary from comic to senti, good to worse, pathetic to frustrating. And more over your friends are free enough to comment on your status message which gives you a nice feeling.
Every time you log in to any social networking site they ask you one really stupid question for status message like...
"What's in your mind?" - I really don't understand what kind of question it is. I have logged here so only thing in my mind will be pocking my nose here and there...
Status messages also has various class like,
Quotes:
These types of messages have no relation with your status. The intent is just to create some humor but alas they always fail to do so. Like,
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway"
Songs/Shayri:
This comes very handy when you don't have anything to post and you want to show "OK..Here I am". Again can be termed as irrelevant to the status.
"Mai laila laila chillaunga kurta faad ke...."
Away:
This one is seriously funny class of status message. Serious because the user thinks his friends will be worried if they don't see him online, funny because none of his friend is bothered at all if he is not there.
"Mission Jhumri Tallaia - Going to attend mere mama ke bua ke behen ke beti ki shadi....."
Back:
An announcement as soon as your status changes from away to online. Normally back from vacation or if you are not online for long time...
"Back to hell and my boss is yumraaj"
Advertisement:
The most famous form of status message here. It will be used when you have posted some DP/Review/Pics...like
"Posted Poem: Mere ghar me diye macchar ne ande"
Current Event:
This status message can be any current event or sports update. Like this kind of status message when Sach ka saamna was in news and Indian government decided to reform article 377
"Sach Ka Saamna: What will be your reaction if get to know the security officer frisking you is VERY happy with changes in article 377"
Humiliating:
A special kind of weapon used to humiliate our friends. Normally no (actually there is an) intention of hurting anybody with this but just for the sake of coming in limelight this form is used...an Imaginary status message like
"MS was fun but then shana Sachin joined my trsuted list"
Senti:
These kind of status messages are used to get sympathy and normally addressed to someone indirectly. User wants to pretend that how poor he is. They are mostly in form of shayri or a very very senti message that your tears start rowling down...how awful...
"Koi humdum naa raha, koi sahaara naa raha"
Or...Duuh…Google it man...there are bunch of these messages available.
Do you want to add anything...please do add…
And keep enjoying status messages…
