Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man:No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor:OK.. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
Iplay with my children like a monkey if I get time
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you from Mumbai?
Man:Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are from Mumbai
Come man, no one can treat you better than me....
