school mein ishq ka naya mahaul tayyar ho gaya ,
class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya .
iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya ,
sari class fail, aur..... papu pass ho gaya ....
unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko batane lage....
tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge...
rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaaenge,
tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khaaenge....
arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai sa...
gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai sa...
ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai sa....
palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
bari duyon ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile ho tum
national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
aaj apni wife ko jaan kehte hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka khumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseeno ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad aayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
