Tharki in Limelight
Recently, I came across the term “Tharki” being featured in “Urban Dictionary”. The meaning could be anything ranging from “philanderer” to “horny”. By now, many of you might have started visualizing someone who qualifies to carry this “imperial tag”. Somehow it is a title which no one would love to be addressed in public. It is just like addressing a parsimonious gentleman as miser. Instead, they wish to be addressed as die hard romantic! Most of them are characterized by unique set of histrionics ranging from droning the anthem of passion, sniveling out of eternal craving for reaching the derelict shore of rapturous pleasure!
Symptoms of Tharki
They mark their presence by the trademark fetid smile. The moment they hook the prey, smile will give way to strident verbal diarrhea. Don’t be surprised if you notice them drooling. Testosterone and adrenaline level often crosses the tolerance limit.
It’s just like the clucking of Turkeys flocking with a common purpose. Mark your territory, establishing your supremacy & carry a bunch of .girls under your wing!
Evolution of Tharki
During puberty and teens - it's allowed. After all, it's biological. But if the biological or certain aspects of mental growth, will go out of proportion - it's a risk factor. Especially, the oldies engaged in teen age acrobatics to woo the attention of opposite sex.
“Tharkis” with peanut sized brain might manifest as your "Phrend". Days are not so far when this species will become extinct and they might be protected in wild life sanctuary as endangered species. Blame it on evolution - we have many varieties of Tharkis around.
To quote a few -
Kalyug ka Kanhaiyya - They are the heart of heartless world! They are normally found to bask in the limelight with lots of "radhas" under their wing. With their wit, humour and willingness to spare time as and when required - they are the darlings in the clan.
Creative Tharki -Many of them became poets overnight and those poems were like nocturnal enuresis – involuntary catharsis of pent up feeling.
“Catch them young” Tharki- The first gift or private message with personal touch will be from this “Tharki”. For long, the “Tharki” will be remembered as the “God Father”. Many of them are eminent counselors / advisers who got solid rock shoulders where women could whimper.
Waiting Tharki - They wait for long till when they strike an opportunity. All those “Bhoole bisre geet” (inactive members) were gifted with special gifts or private messages with a poignant note “Here is someone who miss you so much”. Whose heart won't melt with this vulnerable gesture! (tears)
Empathetic Tharkis – They won't wink! They are all eyes to track the emotion! The moment they notice change in "status message" or a poignant post, they mark their presence with a napkin to wipe tears. Well, there are a few who extend this sweet gesture for men and women. But, Tharki's concentrate only on "fairer sex".
Exploring Tharkis - They always want to proceed inch by inch. At first, they will flutter around you as a regular one in comment section. Later on, they reach you through M2M. They won't mind sharing their email or phone number. Live chat and occasionally allowing to have the "unholy darshan" of their "charming face". All attempt to strike a deal - that differentiate them from rest of the gang!
Tharkioyon ka Tharki - They are free from inhibitions! They are self proclaimed "Tharkis" with rhino skin. It's very hard to eliminate them from your life. They are the Hutch Doggies - the loyal pests. Also, they take pride in the same! They admire their pot bellies, pimpled face, rotten smile. At a later stage, they might evolve as first class "Havas ka Pujaris"
Gone are those days of “Phrendship” requests. Those are old fashioned. This is the era of “intelligent Tharkis”. If you want to do justice to your “divine lust”, it’s time to upgrade your skills. Or else, they will "rust in pieces".
Thanks to inputs received from all friends from fairer sex. Oops, revealing the same, whether I have qualified to be a new variety of "T" :-)
Feel free to add more categories and personal anecdotes.
PS- Tharkis need not be the one belonging to male species always! But, I took the freedom to portray "Tharkis" as men - after all, men are habituated to get trashed in various walks of life!
