# Many of the sad realities of life can only be overcome with large sums of money.This is a sad reality of life.
# I know friendship is hard to keep. But even if it gets harder I won`t give up coz if its hard to keep you. It`ll be lot harder to find you again!
# I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper." Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life
# When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
# Written outside a temple: Q: Why should we believe in GOD? A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
# When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
# The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
# The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
# A statistician is someone who can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and will say that on the average he feels fine.
# "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."
