Hey Guys,
Actually just wanted to share a fFunny Trully Experienced and Joke of mine with you'll.
Well, some two months back..............I was not getting sleep till nearly 12, 12.30. Tossing and Turning and disturbing the family on the bed !!!!!!!!
Finally I got up and went to my Magic Box - Guess What ?? MY LITTLE VICKS DABBA !!!!!!!!!
Yes Guys, VICKS is really a medicine for so many things..............U'll be surprised at the uses, we have made of it. Maybe U guys can Comment on my Diary and tell me, "What do U Use VICKS for ?".
So, as I was saying, VICKS is my Medicine, Comforter, Consoler.........whatever !!!!!!!! In my childhood days, Mum would run VICKS all over my forehead and chest and back, when I wud get a little cold or cough. And I then started using it later on as "MY SOOTHER".
So If I feel sick, I'll quicky rub VICKS on my throat. If I feel cold, I'll put VICKS on my Feet and put on Socks and WOW !! It feels Good !!
And If I can't get sleep, I put a little VICKS in my nose (nostrils exactly) and in 15 minutes, I'm fast asleep as a Baby !!
So that day, I was not getting sleep, I walked in the dark to my chest of drawers near my bed and reached out to get my bottle of Vicks. I nicely took out a huge block on my finger and applied them in my nostrils and went back to bed. WHOA !!!!!!!!!!, I Suddenly jumped up !!!!!!!!!!!!! My Nostrils were on Fire !!!!!!!!!!. I ran into the bathroom !!!!!!!!! Do U know What ????? I had by mistake taken the ZANDU BALM Bottle in the dark and applied Zandu Balm in my Nose !!!!!!!!!!
Oh My Gawd!!!!!! What a time, I had washing that Zandu Balm out of my poor little Cattie Nose !!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Laugh Guys !!!!!!!!!!! Just try putting Zandu Balm in ur nose and see how U jump and hit the ceiling !!!!!!!!!!
In the morning, I told my family about it and all were laughing heartily !!!!!!!!!!!!
My mum came to me and giggling away she told me that my Story was nothing compared to what she had to tell me. Then still laughing she told me......................That One Nite, dad who was having this 'piles' problem, had got up in the night to take his 'Hadensa' Tube to apply for his 'Piles Pain'. Instead of getting the 'Hadensa Tube' in the dark of the night, he got another tube by mistake and applied it.
AND DAD DID NOT JUMP, like I did................He ran round and round the rooms, in and out of the toilet, screaming and yelling at Mum to help him ............................!
Guess what he had done by Mistake ????????????
Dad had by mistake PUT "WINTOGENO" Ointment, instead of "HADENSA" Ointment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning - Please do not try the Tricks stated here..................These crazy stunts have been performed by Professional Nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Note - For Those who do not know what is 'Hadensa' Ointment. It is 'Piles' Pain Killer Ointment which is applied at the point of the Pain (of Piles) for patients suffering from Piles.
By Cattie
