Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
If competition is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened
A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Working for God on earth does not pay much,
but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
