Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How come this Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it"
Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Su Khabar"
Manmohan Singh: What does that mean?
Secretary: It means "Whats the news" and each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest.
PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and has a clean shave and nice hair cut and dresses typically like a Gujrarati and reaches Ghatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.
He sees one Gujjubhai and asks him "Su Khabar"
The Gujjubhai replies "Sallo Manmohanio Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em sambhaliu chhe"
Bobby/Ketan...Mannhe maaf karjo haaan, badha divas thhai gya gujju bhai ni taang kheenchvani chhe!
Rest of the Gujjus,pls excuse...but why,jab Sardaron ki kheenchee toh maine kuchh bola thha kya?? Jab Mallus ki kheenchee toh Sajit and his gang ne kuchh bola thha kya??
