Well, These are some real stupid questions which people tend to ask in quite usual situations.
PS: The following is an e-mail article. Please do not blame me if the information you read is changed from what you have read before or it is the same.
1.At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs soI thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
or,
Well its sunday today and didn't you know I sell tickets in black on sundays! C'mon I told you the previous time??
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia....why don't you try again or should I try this time."
3.At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks.
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4.At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5.At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.When a friend announces her/his wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question:-Is the guy / gal you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he/she is a miserable wife-beating/nagging insensitive lout..it's just the money.
7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
or.
No, I was actually doing a research on xatu tribe of South Africa. I was trying to find out whether they sleep or not. What did you think, I was sleeping? Nah!
8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...................
9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle It was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
