Office is the place where we spend most of our time.
Though most of us expect our offices to be a home away from home, only the lucky ones find such.
Whether you are a part of the lucky bunch or not, here are a few trinkets that take a comic look at office life.
1. I'm Going to be Late for Work Because.
I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work.
I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.
2. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
3. Last year I replaced all the windows in my house..
with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year-,.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
4. ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you're fired
CAREER-MINDED:We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70
SELF-MOTIVATED: Management won't answer questions
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Sometime each night and sometime each weekend
5. A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager..
are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.
The software manager says: "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem."
The hardware manager says: "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself." The marketing manager says: "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"
6. I thought that if I acted crazy my boss would let me take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling. When the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "Where are you going?!"
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
7.After being laid off from five jobs in four months, Peter was hired by a warehouse.
One day he lost control of the forklift there and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner said he'd have to withhold 10% of Peter's wages to pay for the repairs.
"How much will it cost?" asked Peter. "About $4,500," said the owner.
"What a relief !" exclaimed Peter. "I've finally got job security.
source: https://goo.gl/b030j8 - economic times
