Slightly A**hole Stuff That You Can Only Say to Your Best Friend

A friend will take your drink when you've had too much. A best friend will say, ?B*tch drink up, we don?t waste stuff."

You: I miss her. Friend: Maybe you should call her. Best Friend: Fck that btch. Stab her. I?ll bail you outta jail.

Also his face, when you tell him you're seeing your ex again, is scary AF.

Friend: Hey are you okay? Best Friend: Hey you d*ckhead answer me!

You: How do I look? Friend: Amazing, perfect! Best Friend: Wtf is wrong with your hairs? You look like Rajpal Yadav. Fix that sh*t, I'll do it for you.

Friend: She loves you, so what if you?re not official, she?s just in a very difficult time in her life. Best Friend: No. Look at her actions. She?s not making it official because she doesn?t want to commit to you and be responsible for your feelings, she?s using you. Dump her.

He?ll also never let you self-deprecate. He?ll tell you when you're being a whiny b*tch, need to shut the hell up, and move on.

A best friend will tell you when the girl you?re dating is a fucking btch.

And also to stfu(shut the freak you) when you say you ?can?t drink tonight.?

Friend advice: Don?t worry she forgot to text you back because she was really busy. BFF advice: If she forgets to text you back then you forget to recharge on her number and if she forgets to call you back then you forget her number.