MALLU: which is the most literate state in India?
SARDAR: is it Kerala?
MALLU: yes, but how you know?
SARDAR: everybody says Kerala is the most literate state with more narrow minded & selfish people
MALLU: which is the most beautiful place?
SARDAR: Kerala
MALLU: how you know sardar?
SARDAR: cause everybody says, mallu think Kerala is the most beautiful place in the world cause they had seen only Chennai & Bombay for work and visa & the gulf desert for job. So they think Kerala is most beautiful place.
MALLU disappears
This time Mallu was depressed and tried to change the topic so he asked sardar, where is GOD?
SARDAR: In Kerala?
MALLU: what? you are wrong, god is everywhere
SARDAR: You are wrong cause Kerala Tourism Minister Named Kerala as GODS OWN COUNTRY, so god stay there only.
But shall I ask you two questions?
Afraid Mallu: Yes Sure
SARDAR: is Kerala the most literate state in India?
MALLU: Proud Mallu Of course
SARDAR: Is Kerala a Country or a State?
MALLU: Oye sardar you don’t know a simple thing, Kerala is a state
SARDAR: Then Why you people say ITS GODS OWN COUNTRY, is it a Country or a State?
Mallu disappeared
