The maid wanted an increase in salary.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want a raise?"
Maria: Well Mdam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.
Maria: The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?
Maria: The Master did.
Madam: Oh.
Maria: My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.
Madam: (Very upset now) Did the Master say that as well?
Maria: No Madam, the gardener did.
Maria got the pay raise...
