“Intelligence is like an underwear.
It is important that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it........”
The human brain is most outstanding thing -
it functions 24hrs 365 days,
right from the time u r born until u fall in love.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor,
who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her,"How about the kitchen?"
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing :
either the car is new or the wife.
