A really cute mail forward I received a few days back. After reading Sidz' hilarious post, I am dedicating this one to him :)
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me - just stop laughing!!)
Relationship status : What?
Birthday : The day my Project Leader is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
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Here for: Web browsing in company hours.
Children : Can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer
LanguagesI speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Politicalview : The guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : Weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my Project Leader looks like a dog :-)
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: https://naukri.com, https://jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
TVshows : Can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle....
