Faqir: 10Rs dedo chai peyonga
seth: chai to 5 ki hai
faqir: girl friend ko bhi phelaonga
seth: faqiron ne bi girl friend bana li
faqir: nahi saab girl friend ne faqir bana diya.
Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
sardar & sardarni in bus,
Sardarni: suno ji, peche wala mere kapron mein
hath daal raha hai,
Sardar: tu chinta mat kar, usey kiya pata ke
purse mere pass hai.
Father 2 son.
padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
A boy went to meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye tahe?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kisliye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p
Q: what is the difference between hockey and circket?
Ans: hockey main team 1.5 hours main zaleel hoti hai
aur cricket main 8 ghante main :p
Wife: suniye jab aap ne pehli bar mera ghoonghut uthaya
tha to kaisa mehsos kiya?
Husband: main mar jata . agar Aayat-UL-Kursi yaad na hoti.
Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation
karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala ata hai.
